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She/her. This is my favorite part of the internet. Also my least favorite.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@monkey_2_monkey @tangartois Bananas are def a white fruit. Strongly agree that gummies = white, chocolate = red

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@Martha_Joan_ Usually the insurance company has a list of providers they cover, and you can usually filter to show telehealth options

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@ruccells211 Yes 😔

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

I think Taylor Swift is going to enjoy her time in Philly, because like her discography, we have a lot of great bridges.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@HelenGymPHL is a fighter for working families. She has fought for strong public education, legislation to protect tenants’ rights, and healthcare for all. I am proud to endorse her campaign for mayor of Philadelphia.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@tangartois I think about llama del rey all the time

[Rutgers AAUP-AFT Academic Worker Union @ruaaup]

For the first time in the history of Rutgers University, all three faculty, grad, EOF, and postdoc unions have voted to go on strike. Monday morning, we are ON STRIKE. See you on the picket line. #RUOnStrike

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

Because the point of a traffic stop isn’t to enforce traffic laws. It’s to run a warrant check and search for drugs and guns. Cops don’t care that you’re speeding.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Why the hell is an “elite squad” doing a traffic stop? And why remove someone from their car for a traffic stop?

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@monkey_2_monkey I’ve always assumed that it has something to do with being built on a swamp. The layout doesn’t make any sense.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@jackofallcraigs 👀

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@Martha_Joan_ @jackofallcraigs @ruccells211 The good news is that Subway (???) isn’t the only place to get bread. We have stores and even bakeries.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@Martha_Joan_ I think that timeline is normal once you have a GP. But for new patients (for any doc) it’s like months.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@Martha_Joan_ idk if it’s like this in Germany, but be prepared for it to be hard to find new doctors and for it to take a while to make appointments. Even with really good health insurance and sick days, going to the doctor is logistically tricky.

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

@tangartois

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

My most practical legal advice- just call a freaking Uber!!! A DUI is not worth it!!!

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

NYE PSA from your friendly public defender: DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE. Especially tonight, cops will be out in droves ready & waiting to make arrests. In NYC, the legal limit is .08, so even if you feel “fine to drive,” you might still spend the night in jail and years in court! 🧵/x

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

NYE PSA from your friendly public defender: DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE. Especially tonight, cops will be out in droves ready & waiting to make arrests. In NYC, the legal limit is .08, so even if you feel “fine to drive,” you might still spend the night in jail and years in court! 🧵/x

[Legal & Ready to Smeagol @AlyssaMallgrave]

A few weeks ago, I overheard a few of my clients in a holding cell talking about how excited they are to someday be able to celebrate the holidays with their families, and recounting how many holiday seasons they've spent locked up. Thinking of them this weekend.

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@JeffMcDev @mindyisser @tangartois