Nathan

Mainer, anarchist

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Dude, your club signed the 🐐, he scored three goals in his first two games, and you're choosing to be pissed cuz people left a 4-0 game early?

I swear, half the fans in this league just want to be miserable.

[Battery Traveller @IMCFTraveller]

The amount of people leaving just because Messi subbed off is disgusting.

As plastic as it comes.

Shameful. If you are one of them leaving, consider not coming back again.

#InterMiamiCF

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@ruccells211 We should meet up, I'll be in town testifying why Biden should declare MLS a Big 5 league

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Woah, they just confirmed UFOs and aliens at a Congressional hearing! They don't let just anyone testify at those things!

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

There's something funny about seeing an article that looks interesting on a site you assume is mostly shit, clicking it, and then getting paywalled.

Like, oh well! Guess I'll just continue not giving you money and assuming you're shit.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Nothing beats X, where you're tempted to pay hard cash to read a rando's excitement to see Oppenheimer from a week ago

[I Think You Should Leave FC @ityslfooty]

“Kylian, how does the $776M contract help you?”

Mbappe:

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@tangartois

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Yeah, Mbappe should take the deal and donate it to charity.

[USMNT 🇺🇸 Thoughts @USMNT_Thoughts]

Lol spending €1 billion for one year of Mbappe is crazy.

Think about the good to humanity that could be done for that amount of money.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Does the person who writes the New Yorker cartoons also write the Red Bull commercials?

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Honestly I was kind of surprised this was the closing line of OPPENHEIMER, delivered by Einstein directly into the camera. Weird fourth wall break.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@Leninist_Ls Was George W. Bush not an anarchist?

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@jpshenk @tangartois Fuckers tried to drop a dis track on Leonard Cohen?!? Nah

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

Man, GWB spent years learning how to paint to rehab hus image when all he had to do was put out a half-assed playlist?

Life just ain't fair dawg

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

There is only one good thing about small town
You know that you want to get out

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@logicattorney @tangartois I had no idea who these people were until this morning, but this is kinda what I would assume they were like.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@tangartois @logicattorney According to her suit, both Socci and Gilmore, who are white, consistently made racist remarks about a wide variety of people and issues. Womp Womp.

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@logicattorney Come for the accusations of racism, stay for the Amtrak food reviews

[Nathan @monkey_2_monkey]

@tangartois @jpshenk Glad I'm giving off those vibes