alyssa

laughing & learning (she/they)

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Another cop shot him

[mere @merestromb]

We should be able to vape a liiiiittle bit on a plane

[Dr Prital Patel 🍉 Prital.Bsky.social @prital_]

The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.
The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

apparently the reason we don't need gun control is because nobody in this country can fucking aim

[alyssa @AlyssaMatata]

if i could tattoo the unsolved mysteries theme song on me i would and the fact that i can’t makes me so mad

[pimp c @AyoCHELSSSSS]

Imagine hitting some COKE and hearing “baby you can do it take your time do it right”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

it’s all fun and games until

[Righty Summer @vodkasnowflake]

Toni Morrison hated Hamilton and its casting of actors of color to whitewash the racism of the characters so much that she funded a play that mocked LMM before she died.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Ariana Grande updates lyrics on “yes, and?” On the deluxe version of “eternal sunshine”

[sab @sabbyku]

got high and accidentally called my bf my wife

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i should’ve bitten it off when i had the chance

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

When customers are mean to me at my job it’s so funny like You quite literally need my help. So are you ready to calm down