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[Gmail @gmail]

No but why are you logging in from a new device? 🤨

[Jeff Mandell @TBSdrummer]

@TheKevinDalton @POTUS He might has well take credit for the vast increase in in-class school attendance post-pandemic.

[Heather Lynn @heatherlynnoh]

@POTUS “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Chloé Cunha @ChloeCunha]

Okay but what if a woman arrives at a clinic to get an abortion but then goes into labor right then and there and the baby comes out wearing a top hat and it starts singing and dancing like the WB frog. What then

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

men will be like i gotta go watch some youtube videos

[JP @jpbrammer]

uh oh no one tell her about mexicans

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

@thedigitaIdash_ 💯

[:p @UnkleDell]

please stop rapping we need more forklift drivers at my job

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

teacher: where's your homework?

me: i, uhhh, forgot to do it

my dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Facing the repercussions of my own actions? Fine.
Facing the repercussions of some man's actions?
I'd rather swallow sand.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

If Johnny has 5 apples…..

[adnohr 🩵💜🪡🧵🧶🦹🏻‍♀️ @adnohr09]

@DivaDelux Reminds me of when my colleague with no legs won a pedicure set at the Xmas white elephant. He offered it to me, and I was like, "Men can get pedi's, it's okay", and he says back "Not all men". Oop!

[Deidrick Thomas @bcole1609]

@KaylarWill My daughter rolled on her side in the hospital bassinet an scared the shit out of everybody in the room. She been crazy every since..