Alyssa Lewandowski

[eloise @soupforeloise]

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Dude it’s been so cold in NYC lately that 30 degrees today felt warm

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Tonight all these lives converge here
The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears
Where fraternal souls sing identical things
And it’s beautiful
It’s rapturous.
It is frightening.
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I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain...

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://t.co/VetltwlcoJ

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[La Tia Puercaylor @LaPuercaylor]

TAYLOOOR?!!?!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Taylor said “I heard you called me boring Barbie when the Coke’s got your brain”. Why all the SAG’s giving out lashings tonight? Oh wow. 😀
and #Cancelled is diabolical 😩
Let’s go TAYLOR!!!!!!

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[marie ⚞^. .^⚟ @blueberriemuffi]

He’s holding a little Oscar 😭😭😭😭 #flow #Oscars2025

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

my turn to speak on a work call

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[Bradley @bradjchester]

Aren’t you dead

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

brenda song and macaulay culkin living the suite life 😭

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Murphy, a disabled Bald Eagle became famous after he attempted to hatch a rock. In 2023 the keepers of his sanctuary replaced his rock with an orphaned eaglet, allowing Murphy to finally become a real parent

[акуліна 🦈 @akhuy_lina]

сууукааа🫠

[໊ @wynrosei]

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp