Alyssa Cash

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[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

@panerabread please bring back the potato soup. PLEASE

[Stephanie @steph_furnari]

The sign on I65 says “who hates speeding tickets...raise your right foot” and i actually laughed out loud. Nice one KY

[JB @rgbrav0]

Maybe 2020 will be like a mullet, and we party on the back half of it.

[••♡ MAMA CAITTT ♡•• @caitpainter0]

Please pray for my bestfriend!! D I love you and i hope you are okay!! Pray for two of my other friends as well Kent and nick. Nick I hope you are okay as well and safe. Kent I hope you are safe somewhere and okay! God i ask you to please help my friends and keep them safe ♥️🙏🏼🥺

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

people who are amazed by stars on a clear night are my kind of people

[Bec @mama_bec]

If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

Love right there lol

[Andrea Watson @itsandiwat]

Who says romance isn't dead. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

I wake up, come downstairs to let the dogs out & my dads on the back porch drinking a beer watching the morning news 😂😂

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Paint me a motherfucking Birmingham.

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Guys are protectors of their sisters, yes. But a sister about her brother? You don’t want that smoke. I’m trying to tell you 😂

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

Yikes. I gotta pretty gnarly gash in my leg that I honestly think looks pretty cool so bye.

[THE DON 🫧 @xojaylin]

Pretty legs as a girl is important. All them scars n dots on yo legs is not cute.

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

I hate how I always feel like “kill them w kindness” bc some ppl really don’t deserve it. Instead they deserve to be killed them w silence.

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

My alarm is going to go off in four hours & I’m already up 🙄

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

Cheese & rice I need these 😇🤗

[𝚋𝚊𝚒 ✩ @BaileyTisdalee]

heavy on the “i love you” because you never know the last time you’re going to see someone.

[Galleywinter @galleywinter]

Figured it out. The problem is that 2020 misses Ragweed like we all do.

[TEXAS FOREVER @_TexasForever]

God Bless Cowboys

Happy 68th birthday to King George Strait.

Fun Fact: May 18th is George Strait Day in the State of Texas

[Alyssa Cash @Alyssa__Cash]

It’s crazy how fast your life can change in just a second.

[Megs @meganery]

Honestly I’m still pissed off that Miranda broke up Turnpike.