lyss

please don’t read my tweets / im always just jokin

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Pictures of stuff that’s made me feel good recently

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For comparison here’s Watts with no banjo

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This dog hates my guts and barks at me from sunrise to sunset every single day and the only thing that stops him is a banjo for some reason

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My boss and I going to call our mothers immediately after discovering one of the sled dogs did something horrible to her babies

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I have to be well behaved because karma comes at me with a force that’s just unreasonable. One time I hit a tiny bird, he didn’t die, I cried the entire rest of the day, and my CAR EXPLODED the next day

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drunk don’t judge me but if 10 plus 10 is 20 why is 9 plus 9 18……

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I stg I think a witch cursed me at some point to never shut the fuck up

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😦

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This hits hard.

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I told my dad if he didn’t want a weird nature daughter he shouldn’t have married a weird nature wife and he got SO MAD at me. Anyway here’s what my mom texted me today

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Unreal

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If u want me to be impressed by sending 6 millionaires to space then leave them there

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Ppl keep sending me hoochie daddy TikToks saying “this guy would ruin ur life” sister this guy DID ruin my life

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Going to have to go to church and repent to Steve Irwin