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[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

might mess around and

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[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed.

[Madeline @madelaneeee]

Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this:

[FavoriteHorror @FavoriteHorror]

Chucky costume for dog? Take my money, please. #horror #horrorfans

[James @CaucasianJames]

girls believe in astrology but don’t believe in themselves. breaks my heart

[brayden applegate @braydenarlene]

Okay but look how much she loved getting her hair washed and how stinking precious her little cry is

[alyssia @AlyssiaRowe5]

@lexilynstephens i GUARANTEE he hasn’t listened to it yet

[Julia Kardashian @Julia_ashh]

Get my tires rotated??? Uh pretty sure they rotate while I’m driving but thanks though haha

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

my body when i take the first sip of iced coffee for the day

[HOTROD FOREVER @aaronnnbadd]

I CANT BREATHE. 😂💀

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[Abigail Burt @abgburt]

we’re young, we’re not supposed to have it all figured out yet

[marlene @shesxmarlenee]

Its terrifying to be a female

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

[Packing for a week long vacation]

Me to me- So i’ll need 21 pairs of underwear in case I pee my pants three times a day and 14 nice shirts in case I spill something and ruin one every night. I’ll also need to pack 6 bathing suits even though i’ll wear my favorite one all week.

[jessy @jessedmisten]

I think my daughter may be a wweeeee bit too much photo trained 😂
she does this every. single. time. we leave the house