Alyssa ✨

Understand I think I’m hilarious. |She/they| •24• Leader of Daniel Strauss appreciation live laugh LOVE 2/3rds of a threesome. Morah. Idiot. Friend.

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

Here’s the definitive once and for all.

✨It’s Alyssa.✨

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I fear I’m back on my bullshit and I’m making it your problem 🫰

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

@lovelautski @ViolettHunter What if I told you they made it? And this is the life that they chose?

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

@EnbyDoug Me like “wow cool friend so proud” “HOLY SHIT FAMOUS FRIEND???”

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I’m back to tell you all I know something you don’t and when you find out you’re gonna be GAGGED

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

@freakshaped My tabs right now if you were wondering

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

@AbiiMaryy Yes. The answer is yes.

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

Watching Heated rivalry in their bed while watching their cats while they are on a honeymoon like Alyssa of 2022 you would literally burst into flames

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

The feeling when you’re still into the hyperfixation before you become obligated to the thing without the full dopamine hit wOOF that’s it right there

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I want to write an 1000000 page long essay on the relationships between everyone in this show. LASSIE AND JULES BFFFS FOREVER I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR HOURS

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I have gotten through 4 and a half seasons of psych in about three days and it seems I can’t be stopped

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

@deadeyebrakeman This make me laugh out loud and to see it crossplatform is magical

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I accidentally have become obsessed with psych

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

Happy week 3 of the #12weeksofdance

[nikki🫶🏻 @enrgeticwarrior]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

Reading smut on the subway hoping someone will find me quirky

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

I just remembered I’m a renaissance painters wet dream and that’s VERY empowering for me

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

Sabrina Carpenter tour opens and she’s dressed like Lucy Gluckman and sings who I am can you IMAGINE

[Alyssa ✨ @Alysstantweets]

MTA is LGBT, NJ transit is homophobic, and amtrack is an ally I fear

[The Jewish Meme Queen @jewishmemequeen]

Here’s a message to the Jewish LGBTQ folk who follow me:

I am an Orthodox Jew and I don’t think you’re a sinner. G-d does not hate you. There are lots of things in the Torah we don’t understand.

Nobody is a perfect Jew.

You are not damaged.

You are loved ❤️🏳️‍🌈.