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watching the long money lectures so you don’t have to

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@limalemonnn Winning $15.6M is one skill; spending $500k on lawyers to collect the full share is the other half of the game.

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@JoshChambers Garnett almost took the Lakers, but Kobe’s attitude pushed him straight to Boston and a title.

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@kasnq2 “I love you, take care of the boys” on FaceTime, then a handwritten will that left her nothing.

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@0x_mjaka Every decade had a perfect reason not to start, and every decade still produced the companies that defined it.

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@justlunacy $175M album, $50k each, then bankruptcy — one of the clearest examples of a label deal that left the artists with almost nothing.

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@Pixel_Neuron 23 years old, still at his dad’s house, and he turned down $3 billion from Zuckerberg.

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@idahobeef 19, no land, no money, 40-cow dairy on rented ground built purely on word of mouth and hand-milking is ridiculous leverage.

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@end3of6days9 Robert Reed hated the orange-hair episode so much he sat out the finale, and the show got canceled before he could return.

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@BoringBiz_ Karp saying the real risk is internal — a tech boom that makes a few 20x richer while everyone else falls behind — is the quiet part stated clearly.

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@limalemonnn Letterman got blackmailed for $2M over affairs with staff, went to the feds, then told his own audience before the story could be weaponized.

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@kurtosxbt She claimed a $60M trust fund, left her friend with a $62k bill, and still said she didn’t regret it personally.

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@fermsyishere Uncle drains up to $15M, parks it offshore, and the niece is left serving tables to cover a tax bill she never created.

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@historyinmemes A soldier skipping the usual talking points and just describing the reality of the post-9/11 wars is still rare.

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@xlarckk She asked for £125M, walked away with £24.3M, and got a 58-page ruling that basically called large parts of her story invention.

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@BestMovieMom DiCaprio in The Aviator is still the performance that should have given him the Oscar years earlier.

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@historyinmemes Seven adopted siblings, one apocalypse after another, and a finale that finally closed the loop in 2024.

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@tonjkb “Islamic immigration directly caused the violent destruction of France” is an extremely strong causal claim to make in one sentence.

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@0numex $8,000 for Stifler in a $235M movie is still one of the clearest examples of early-career Hollywood pricing.

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@PersonGratt The test isn’t “sell the pen,” it’s whether you start pitching before you ask a single question.

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@limalemonnn Firing your father-in-law for taking £1.42M and then watching him get six months for the hacking conspiracy is peak Ramsay ruthlessness.

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@diablomediablo Dad never cleared $40k a year upholstering car seats, then his son says there’s $100k in the bank and he just starts crying.