Dr.kelx

Medical doctor.

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This City keeper is worse than Onana… even Wi-Fi signals catch more saves.

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These days, instead of boiling, I just smile.
Because I’ve now joined the club, the “Is-he-still-breathing?” midnight shake-the-baby society. 😭👶🏽

Being a parent is the most beautiful anxiety-inducing blessing ever. 💙😂

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Nothing truly prepares you for first-time parenting, not even a medical degree.

We’re both healthcare professionals, but when it comes to our son? We’re 90% clueless and 10% second guessing .

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But now, as a parent myself, I completely get it.
That panic? That fear when your baby makes one weird sound or breathes funny? It’s real.
You don’t wait till morning when it’s your own child. 😅

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Sterling, Antony, and Martinelli all fall into the same category of underwhelming performers, nothing spectacular about them, just vibes.

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Either Manchester United have significantly improved under Ruben Amorim, or Arsenal’s performance has noticeably declined. Either way, I’m proud of United for this performance.

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OsobilirIe ohh!!

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Osobirile oohh!!
batawa oldtrafford ☺️

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The moment Hodjlund joined Manchester United, it was clear he wasn’t a striker. No positional awareness, no finishing instinct, and he’s lost with the ball at his feet. In the first half, Martinez had to literally point where he should run. Amorim must sign a proper striker this January.

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@Morris_Monye No matter the type of law, it rarely holds the corrupt rich accountable in this country.

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@Osi_Suave Marriage is beautiful. Pray for the right partner, the wisdom to treat them well, and the grace to be the right partner too.

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Imagine having prime Akon and T-Pain in this era of social media, absolute chaos and bangers everywhere. The internet wouldn’t survive!

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@ManUtd A light in this same Manchester United? Surely, we can’t be talking about the same club.

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Just watched Christmas in Lagos, and wow, it lives up to all the hype!
From the cinematography to the storyline and the cast, everything was top-notch from start to finish. Nollywood really outdid itself with this one.
The last time I was this hooked was Breath of Life.

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As a Manchester United fan, I’ve already written off this season. Hopefully, Amorim will have the chance to bring in the players he needs and offload the ones who don’t fit next season.

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I think Zirkzee is one of those players who shines in training, using all their energy to impress the coach, but has nothing left to offer during actual matches.

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"I want to give confidence to the players." 💬

Ruben explains how Joshua Zirkzee earned his start against Bournemouth ⬇️

#MUFC || #MUNBOU