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MAN

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Leo kuna msichana ameingia class na mimba alafu Lecturer akamwambia "kumbe unaezashika kitu" imebidi class imeishia hapo😂😂

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

Baana kudate dame ako na high sex drive is only fun on paper, nilikuwa na mwingine bana nilikuwa nawatch movies mpaka saa sita ndio nipate amelala, naingia kwa kitanda saa sita na nusu kumbe gaidi haijalala ni mimi inangoja.

[Workplace Mental Health Resources @Stopworkplacebu]

Corporate has taught me one thing: if it wasn’t documented, it didn’t happen.

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Hawa watu huuza data mwitu za safaricom huwa wametoa wapi hizo data in the first place?

[Kelani🎀 @phreedaos7076]

Saw a man preaching on my way to work.
He said the full meaning of sin is satan identification number
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[MakaaMotuo @FessyFiesta]

Bibi ukimpea pesa ya shopping she will divert a considerable amount to Chama but ile shopping kidogo atafanya she uses sparingly hdi iingiane na expected time frame.Ukijifanya mjanja upige shopping mwenyewe to evade her corruption,by 2weeks amemisuse everything to show you levels

[Kay @Dwriteway]

“Self-made” is a big lie.

Someone, somewhere, somehow gave you a chance.

[Nita🥸 @nitazhar]

I remember when I was at this nigga’s house and his other girl left her jewelry ati Kumark territory, nilitoka huko blinged out Kama rappers wa Atlanta ,territory manade call me 2chainz😭

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Hapo Luthuli kuna duka ya nguo sijui inakuanga 3rd floor kwa corner wanauza nguo mzuri sana.Nilienda nikashika jeans moja hatari sana nikaonyeshwa changing room nikaingia na nyuma kama Ngiri.
Nikachomoa ile trouser yangu nkarusha chini then nikaskia baridi ingine hatari upande ya nyuma buana nkassume nkadhani ni zile shimo ziko kwa my 4 year old sambusa.
It's until nmemaliza kufit ndio naangalia nyuma naona ile stage ya kwenda Westlands Kinoo na Regen buana.Kumbe nmekuwa nikipanua isundi kwa balcony naonyesha makanga hapo Archives.Kwa ufupi nasema Luthuli kila kitu ni ukora.

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Mahn fvck Airtel...nimeshikilia mrija for almost 10mins kwa choo na bado video couldn't play💔

[Mwinshehe 🕊️ @Mwinshehe07]

😂😂😂

[Tiny Momments @TinyMomments]

Baby’s Attitude Is on Another Level 😂👶That Little Face Says EVERYTHING 🤣

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

What do we have here ? 👀

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

In other countries, a baby’s first words are either dada or mama.

In this British colonial kakistocratic shit-hole country/failed state called Kenya, a baby’s first word is “One-Term”.

[Henry @i_saim3s]

Keeping the house spotless 🧹☺️

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Armed robbers: Kila mtu alale chini!

Shosh: kaeni chini mkule kwanza

[Kasey Martin @kaseymartin854]

The way I would've lost it when that elephant started holler'n😂😂😂

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

We need to research the talents and potential of the current generation. 🤯

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.