Amadeus Martin

Comedian, comedy writer, dog owner, novice astronaut and cat food tester

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Video Animator Needed - video for website banner, allowing to click the command-button (clickable) taking user to a different page. The clickable button would be coded by the developer to allow them to go to another page of the website. #animatorsforhire

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@mrjamesob @NickFerrariLBC please see the comment this week by Tory Cllr @DanJamesNelson regarding Labour Cllr @BayoAlaba, the veteran paratrooper who was in Normandy charity fundraising for the Royal British Legion & Trust Links. The contempt goes all the way down.

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You think the Tories can't fuck up any worse and then they totally pull it out of the bag.

The prospective Labour candidate is Bayo Alaba

On the right.

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@pfoagain Gesundes Leben

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#NYE2024 @ Numidie Basement Bar, 48 Westow Hill, Crystal Palace, SE19 1RX, @AmadeusMartin spinnin old skool boogie, soul, hip hop & disco classics 10PM - LATE! #crystalpalacetriangle #se19triangle #soulfunk #oldskoolmusic #SoulClassics @BureauDeFunk @CP_SE19 @LOVESE19

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@FrancisJenking Team De Niro for me, no deliberation 🔐👌🏾💰💰💰

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@FrancisJenking The real question is, were you Team Pacino or Team De Niro?

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THIS IS A SUBWAY IN NYC

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Dog rescued Ancoats

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#NYEparty @ Numidie Basement Bar, 48 Westow Hill, Crystal Palace, SE19 1RX, @AmadeusMartin & @TunesFat spinnin old skool boogie, soul, hip hop & disco classics 10PM - LATE! #crystalpalacetriangle #se19triangle #soulfunk #boogiedown #oldskoolmusic @BureauDeFunk

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#NYEparty @ Numidie Basement Bar, 48 Westow Hill, Crystal Palace, SE19 1RX, @AmadeusMartin & @TunesFat spinnin old skool boogie, soul, hip hop & disco classics 10PM - LATE! #crystalpalacetriangle #SE19 #SE19Lates @LOVESE19 @CP_SE19 @BureauDeFunk

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New Year....enjoy...
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@Drdets @NHS Hope you’re well xxx

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars Yes, I agree trashing anyone is wrong & I feel this JD v AH trial has brought out a lot of toxicity especially on Twitter. The trashing does go both ways though. I see a lot of AH supporters complaining about her treatment but being silent then when it’s JD being trashed.

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars I don’t recall people trashing Rihanna, but it’s odd that in a post MeToo environment there are females including feminists & female survivors of DV & SA trashing AH. In fact the overwhelming people supporting JD are female. Very odd.

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars Ok, I’ll read the texts, then I’ll come back to you.

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars Regarding the picture of Rihanna please don’t go there. It’s a picture that’s been widely circulated. No, I don’t enjoy posting a pic of a beaten up black woman, why would I? It just shows how little a wealthy white woman has to go through to get the same if not more support.

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars Read the texts? No, listen to what she said whilst on the stand THEN look at the pictures of her the following day - you cannot distort reality, no matter how hard you try, this is why a jury of her peers voted that she lied. Her own lies assisted in JD winning. Fact.

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@LeBuzzdilyacin1 @tinaahmad301 @songandstars Anyone can go to a hospital to have it recorded they’ve been there that’s easy. Imo AH made a point of being face down to excuse the fact she had no facial injuries - BUT if she was pounded in the back of the head WITH BARE KNUCKLES she then would have been too unwell to go out.