Sam Ludford

IT engineer

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

John Oliver is my new hero.

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[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

2024 Election Specials: 3. Reform.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

"They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the - sorry, there's the helicopter. Dave, you finish this"

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

NOBODY
GIVES
TWO
SHITS
ABOUT
THE
FUCKING
B O A T S

People want to be able to pay the fucking RENT, and weirdly they’re not buying into the idea that the reason they’re working two jobs and still falling into debt is all the fault of a dozen Albanians in a leaky dinghy.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Do look at this. Notice the moral, intellectual and legal clarity compared to the noddy-shits-itselt idiocy the Home Office has provided.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

[Sam Ludford @Amalorn]

@Sips_ glad to hear that chief!

[Sam Ludford @Amalorn]

@MooseAllain i have this as a saved search -
filter:follows -filter:retweets -filter:replies
and i never see stuff from people i don't follow outside of quote retweets

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

You played an important part. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

New song: OH, ELON
https://t.co/8C4POiXaDR

[The Bugle @hellobuglers]

This has aged well...

[Sam Ludford @Amalorn]

@Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes @sheldoncarter Woohoo, was looking for something new too! Thanks!

[Sam Ludford @Amalorn]

@Mike_Laidlaw Oooh I like a heist @PatrickWeekes and who?

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Emily Maitlis - "We are seeing politicians move in directions that are deeply & clearly deleterious to basic democratic government...it's about people in power who are prepared to test the very limits of the constitution to achieve their aims..."

[Sam Ludford @Amalorn]

@youngvulgarian When using your dishwasher, don't rinse the plates beforehand!

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Jesus bastard Christ. These pitiful stunted morally delinquents fucking vandals. He's the president of one of the greatest democracies on earth and one of our closest allies.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Hard to properly encapsulate how angry this makes me. From one of the ministers responsible for making sure lockdowns were too late, over and over again, and therefore had to go on much longer than they would have otherwise needed to.