Aman Chauhan🇮🇳

Live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely.

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

Still a better umpire than today's umpires #Ashes2019

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

If same thing a European country did, you would be writing articles on it.

He is fit. He is a terror among all those milk & food adulterators in Maharashtra now.

Support Tukaram Mundhe sir’s food quality war if you want that to happen in whole India.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Massive pressure to like The Odyssey, or you might be dismissed as a low-intellect Dhamaal 4 fan.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

अगर मोदीजी अपने तलवों में साइनाइड लगाकर सो जाएँ, तो अगली सुबह निशिकांत दुबे ज़हरखुरानी के साथ ICU में भर्ती मिलेंगे, और सुधांशु त्रिवेदी आज तक पर यह समझाते दिखेंगे कि, सुनिए, निशिकांत जी को साइनाइड पॉइज़निंग कैसे हुई, यह ज़रूरी नहीं है; ज़रूरी यह है कि साइनाइड की खोज महाभारत काल में सायन ऋषि ने शुर्पारक राज्य में की थी। जो आज का मुंबई है, उसे महाभारत काल में शुर्पारक कहा जाता था, जो भगवान परशुराम की नगरी थी।

अभी तो और सुनिए, महाभारत में जो ज़हर-बुझे तीर बताए गए हैं, उनमें भी सायन ऋषि का बनाया हुआ साइनाइड ही लगा होता था। अंत में एक बात और देखिए, देखना आप चौंक जाइएगा, मुंबई में आज जो हम सायन इलाका देखते हैं, वह भी सायन ऋषि के नाम पर ही रखा गया था।

*तालियां और आंखों से बिजलियां*

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Remember, everyone in these photos is paying at least 15% of their income as direct or indirect taxes

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

A young man on a bike. Midnight. Going from office to home. A route so familiar it lived in his muscle memory. Every speed breaker, every pothole etched into his subconscious. The road didn’t need thinking.

Until it vanished.

For a fraction of a second, there was weightlessness, as if zameen khisak gayi under his wheels. Then free fall. A multi-foot drop into darkness. No chance to brake. No time to understand. He likely lost consciousness instantly, or was broken so badly that even reaching for his phone was impossible. He died alone, at the bottom of a pit.

Kamal Dhyani, 26, fell into a pool sized ditch dug right in the middle of the road by the Delhi Jal Board, left open, unbarricaded. A death trap, assuming riders have night vision or divine protection.

When Kamal didn’t answer calls, his family ran from one police station to another. Hours passed. Shrugs, paperwork, indifference. His body was finally “discovered” at 8 a.m., eight hours later, by a woman.

Now comes the ritual: a “high-level inquiry.” Few suspensions. A few lakhs in compensation. Press notes. Folded hands. As if money can undo a free fall into govt apathy. And the sarkari system? It will dig again. Leave another pit. Somewhere else. Another night. Another rider.

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@DelhiJalBoard there has been no water supply since last evening in the Jangpura area, there is no prior information about this on your platform. What is the reason for no supply ?

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

In last 4 days people have asked more questions on employment, road safety and accountability to Zomato's Deepinder Goyal than people asked same from Modi ji and ministers in last 12 years

Even though he is a private player, atleast he is addressing public queries and concerns.

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

"Aur fir Rehman Dakait driver ko gaadi rokne ke liye bolta hai lekin wo speed badha deta hai"

Bhai: us din bhi bilkul aisa hi hua tha Milord.

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@Okay_Bye___ Do gallan by Gary Sandhu

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

strangely, we follow and unfollow people for the same reason: bahut gyaan hai iske paas

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@Bigwavee00 Interested

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@Okay_Bye___ 😂😂😂

[bhaavna arora @BhaavnaArora]

I am boycotting the Asia Cup ᵒⁿˡᶦⁿᵉ

#INDvsPAK

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@theskindoctor13 Are you watching doc ? Just asking, cause I am not....

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

Things men do for their family!

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@HaramiParindey @kanupriiya Congratulations..

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

BCCI is overconfident that it will retain most of its viewership for India Pakistan matches. The only way to teach them a lesson is to ensure the opposite happens. Spread the word on and outside social media. Terror, blood and cricket cannot flow together.

#BoycottAsiaCup

[Aman Chauhan🇮🇳 @Aman_Chauhann]

@theskindoctor13 @Atheist_Krishna Om Shanti

[Kaushik @kaushiktweetz]

Could not stop myself from replacing the song 😭😂

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

He’s Nune Sridhar, an Executive Engineer in Irrigation Dept, Telangana. His govt salary must be around ₹80,000 to ₹1,20,000.

However, the Anti-Corruption Bureau found 3 independent buildings, 4 luxury flats, 19 prime residential plots, a massive Vila, 16 acres of agricultural land, stakes in multiple hotels in Karimnagar, along with cash, jewellery, and substantial bank deposits with him. He had also organised a lavish destination wedding for his son in Thailand, reportedly costing several crores.

Where does all this money come from? Maybe he does excellent work in the PWD and people donate to him. I can't think of any other reason. No idea why the ACB arrested Nune ji, maybe jealousy.