Amanda Carlsen

I hate pretension.

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

Why do people not know the fabulousness that is Fanboys?! Totally cemented my mad respect for @IMKristenBell #impicassosblueperiod

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

Two doors from my childhood have swung shut in the past 36 hours. Incredibly sad. #starwars #singingintherain #dignityalwaysdignity

[elisabeth @threelisabeth]

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

@MakeupGeek I've spent so much $ failing to find my shades. I just got my contour and blush bundle for porcelain skin...Thank you!!!

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

None of the Batman movies show Alfred carefully filling in the area around Batman's eyes with black makeup #missedopportunity

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

Dang you! @BreneBrown I did my makeup today and then read some Daring Greatly. Do I give in to vulnerability and cry my makeup off?

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

@SteveMartinToGo After seeing and loving Bright Star I decided to read Born Standing Up. I just finished it...I like you.

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

A 5 star review of The Phantom of the Opera by Mandy C. @JamesBarbourNow https://t.co/x1w01aIYdQ

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

Saw Phantom yesterday. It had been a while. @JamesBarbourNow control of your voice was goosebumps-inducing. Thank you for your craft!

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

Try to treat ignorance with compassion. It doesn't know any better.

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

Murder springs from hatred. There is no right kind of hatred. It's time we take accountability for our hearts. #whatsinmyheart #noexcuse

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

@SteveMartinToGo Thanks to you and @ediebrickell for your charming and chock-full-of-talent brain child! We loved every second of it!

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

Sometimes I feel like the YouTube community is just high school for adults.

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

@SethMacFarlane just seems to be the type who would be fastidious about his oral hygiene. You have floss in your car, don't you?

[Psychology Today @PsychToday]

True narcissists need to distort the way they see themselves to make them think they have power over others: https://t.co/iSXrou3mbT

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

Snapchat, be patient with me. I'm over 30. This makes no sense. I need a Werther's original.

[Amanda Carlsen @AmandaCarlsen1]

@LLBean An homage to the longevity of a Maine institution! #madeinmaine #antiqueart #genuinellbootlace

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

I'm going gluten-free for a month to see how it makes me feel.

Day one feelings:
Sadness
Regret
Hungry for pizza