MissDeve

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[Sonny @thehonestletter]

The thing about exhaustion from a 9-5 is that it's not physical. You're mentally empty. You could go to the gym, learn a skill, work on something. Your body can do it. Your brain just refuses to start. So you scroll. Or watch something. And before you know it the alarm is set for 6am again.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Women in their 30s are aging beautifully 😍🙌🏾

[MissDeve @AmandaDeve]

@Iwuese_1 😂 New year, same violence . 🤧

[Chukwu Adaeze Victoria @ChukwuAdaeze]

This is ridiculously funny and creative. 🤣🤣🤣

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

This keke man is narrating to me how he ended up that way and it's sounding very similar to how my life's going rn

[MissDeve @AmandaDeve]

@koodalee That’s exactly what inspired the tweet! 😂

[MissDeve @AmandaDeve]

The kind billing wey dey MM1 is in a class of its own. 😭

[Gbemi O-O @GbemiOO]

Not a fan of hints. Open your mouth and talk.

[pelumiii.🧛🏾 @shelovespelumi]

If you hug me rn, I might remain in your arms foreverrrrr.

I’m so tireddddd

[VEE ꨄ︎ꨄ︎ @Veetoria_12]

I went to the cinema with my aunt and grandma. When we entered the theatre, my aunt and I went in first, and the movie had already started. When my grandma came in, she pulled out a torchlight from her bag and started flashing it in people’s faces murmuring "who be these ones"

[໊ @sonohoor]

50% of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[MaMhlanga Nompumelelo @Mpumiln]

Mayebabo 🙆🏾‍♀️😭

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

Next time you want to fall in love, please ask yourself…
“How does this contribute to the SDGs?”

[Schrödinger's meow meow, Esq. @AsaduChinaza]

I wonder how difficult it is for Nigerian assassins.
Can’t take international jobs because of Visa wahala, interstate travel is also fucked…

[Oluwaseun Ajayi, Ph.D. 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @matajson]

If you put your head down for FFK to lay his hands on them, then maybe you deserve the spiritual problem that took you there.

😂😂😂

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

I think they have a meeting every Monday to brainstorm on how best to move backwards as a nation. Best ideas get to win bonuses.

[chela @Ch3laz]

I was brought up with so much love.. so if I'm showing you love and you think you are using me. I feel sorry for you