Amanda Milius Quotes

Parody. *Alleged* quotes attributed to — and actively disavowed by — @AmandaMilius.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@jwspools @AmandaMilius Counterfeit merchandise will be reported to law enforcement as a national security threat

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

It’s true that we have veen approached by some of the greatest avant guarde artists of our generation to commission works for a mass media campaign in the vein of the OBEY stickers that coated street lamps in the 2000s.

Is it desecration to paste such eloquent verbiage on every day utilitarian devices?

These are the questions we grapple with. Perhaps if one were to affix the quotes to something equally as esteemed like the Mona Lisa or a rare Fabergé egg or even the Crown Jewels of Morocco?

Even then, these mere mortal items fall short of the very idioms they would be graced with.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

One of the challenges with our life changing adventure on this account is managing the deluge of @AmandaMilius quotes.

We have hundreds, maybe thousands of rare glimpses into her mind, life wisdom on-par with the greatest spiritual leaders in history.

Can you imagine the pressure and anxiety of being tasked with maintaining these relics of human history and releasing them when the world is ready to receive them?

Our staff is devoted to this cause regardless of what it costs us.

We will not let you down - until we do.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

Our staff has frequently remarked when a new quote is unearthed by us that the weight of this responsibility is sometimes crushing.

We imagine it’s similar to the great explorers who unearthed sacred ancient texts for the first time or glimpsed into the mind of a wise extra- terrestrial being who knows infinitely more about the universe than any of us.

With great power comes great responsibility and we have none.

[!Nspirenaire〽️ @Inspirenaire]

This will neveR not be funny.😂🫢

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@AmandaMilius

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@AmandaMilius Perhaps he took the name @amandaquotes a little too literally?

Apologies that our influence is now so wide-reaching and “unpredictable” with the mentally unstable.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@AmandaMilius We might begin a new subscriber program shortly…..

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@AmandaMilius

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@AmandaMilius

[Amanda Milius @AmandaMilius]

@authenticMrF I do not write these and disavow pretty much all of them. I just get followed by ppl w voice recorders and memories too much it’s very invasive. I wouldn’t be surprised if they bugged my house. @AmandaQuotes

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@amandamilius thought she could defeat us by turning off her photo tags. She was mistaken.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

after careful consideration, a multi-year strategic review by mckinsey, and zero therapy, we have elected to resume operations.

alleged quotes only. disavowals expected.

consider your coffee creamer flask refilled.

[Amanda Milius Quotes @AmandaQuotes]

@MaiserMurray @AmandaMilius This image and all associated content are *exclusive* property of our account.

Trademarks have been violated, lawyers have been called, our fleet of interns have been berated, and maximum casualty war proposals are drafted.