danny phantom of the opera

come get y’all juice

[Grandcunt Tay @sonic79894]

This why nerdy women don't like yall. This how yall act EVERY SINGLE TIME a woman says she likes nerd stuff and then yall play 21 questions.

[post-hipster runoff altbaguette //// 🪩 @rinnyriot]

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

[RANDY @randytheband100]

The soul of Queen Elizabeth flying across the globe to Trisha Paytas’ baby rn

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

babe you didn’t say “cows” when we drove past some cows in a pasture, is everything okay??

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

this tweet means a lot to me as a lifelong ldr fan AND as a bdubs bartender <3

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

Lana del Rey looks like a buffalo wild wings waitress I'm afraid

[jenna @jennalinds]

when cops set a speed trap that’s so emasculating to me… oh did da baby find a good widdle hiding spot? are you being sooo sneaky? are you sooo good at playing hide and seek? come out and face me like a man

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

@quenblackwell I freakin love my iud, I also stopped getting my period about a year ago so I’ve saved sooo much money on tampons. Insertion was definitely very painful but worth it imo

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

welcome back, tributes.

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

It’s here… the rare few weeks when the girls can wear The Uniform

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

Couldn’t be me….may 14th like what a pretty birthday

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

@am_bermay @LueMfobo Am I just found you in the wild in these comments. Stopping by to say hello here, carry on

[danny phantom of the opera @AmandaShutt]

@_ThatGirlLizz LMAOO I’ve been (thankfully) gaining weight recently to try and build this dump truck back up but whenever im in a caloric deficit my boobs just disappear. I literally go from like a full c to a small b cup