Amanda Smet

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

I’m at the age where I critique how my groceries are bagged in my reusable shopping bags.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

Unpopular Opinion: I like Trader Joe’s Everyday Seasoning better than Everything But the Bagel Seasoning.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I never know what to wear the day after an attempted coup.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

While getting ready this morning, I overheard my husband telling the dog that it’s my birthday. I’ve never felt more like a millennial.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

I really miss the bread baking phase of quarantine.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

Anybody else miss living in precedented times?

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

I don’t remember brad being this uncomfortable three months ago.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

Does anybody actually know the last time they wore makeup?

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

How many naps is too many naps? Asking for a friend.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

@clancy0703 @darth @dogfather @TheGoldenRatio4 @IvePetThatDog Beau says Happy Birthday, Ellie!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

Who wants to buy me a treadmill as a quarantine present?

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

@dog_rates Hi

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

Day 2 of trying to teach online. My neck and back already hurt. Stretching suggestions for the next few weeks??

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

When there’s no cheese left on the charcuterie board #TheBachelor

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

My skin, hair, and eyes are dry all the time...my body is telling Mother Nature winter needs to be over.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

If the first president of the United States were a dog, his name would be George Pawshington.

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

@BestVideosviral @J_Hans21

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

[Amanda Smet @AmandaSmet]

@dog_feelings @kurtsmet