Amanda Stegman

[Amanda Stegman @AmandaStegman]

At dinner last night my family voted that I was the most dramatic one and I would be offended but it’s true

[Dr. Crud (smells great) @RaptorBreath]

chicago style hotdog: pope edition

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

In my villain era

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[chase @_chase_____]

having a sister in the medical field is so funny. she’s like “today i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someone’s quality of life” and i’m like “i made a spreadsheet worse than how i found it”

[Lawrie Bird @LawrieBird]

rin the rurb, re all ram

[erica @ericanextdooor]

when people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it” i’m like, oh you do not know what i’m capable of

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[romeo @kocasoda]

when my friends don’t want to be fifteen minutes early to the movie

[ian @bongfuckr]

baby i love you so much i cant put it into words so instead i made you a bouquet of 19 live flies

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

one of the best opening lines i’ve heard to open an album

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i was born to slay but i’m forced to work

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift officially becomes the woman with the most #1 albums in Billboard 200 history.