Amanda Land

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

@POTUS

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

SO IN LOVE ❤️
#LittlePrince 👑
#RainbowBaby 🌈
#Blessed 🙌🏼

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

I have the inclination, I just don't have the time...

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

5 week old latched on n literally said "om nom nom nom nom" 🤣

#breastfeeding #newborn #RainbowBaby #MuffinTop

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

What just happened in this kid's diaper is truly unfortunate; might be a crime against humanity; if I didn't know better, I might think it was a personal attack.. but, with a face like this, I guess he can do whatever he want....

#LittleKing 👑
#RainbowBaby 🌈
#AfterTheStorm ⛈️

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

Someone tried to buy me a bday gift.. something I really want.. but in my pre-baby size.. there's NO WAY I'd be able to pull it down over the current milk jugs.. now I just feel like an ENORMOUS lactation device 😭

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

I might be biased, but pretty sure he's #perfect n I'm #blessed 🥰

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

When mom takes the boob away before you quite ready to let it go LOLOLOL

[The New York Independent @nyi_news]

Fact Check: Donald Trump flew on Epstein's Lolita Express nearly a dozen times. He admitted they were good friends with an eye for the "ladies." His name surfaces 59 times in Epstein's Wikipedia page, compared to 17 for Clinton. Donald Trump was named in at least two civil suits filed by Epstein victims, who said Trump raped them. In Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 trial for sex trafficking, one Epstein victim testified she was groomed for sex by Ghislaine and flown to Florida specifically to meet Donald Trump at Mar a Lago. The victim said she participated in orgies with Epstein, Maxwell and others in Florida and at Epstein's New Mexico ranch. Trump is as dirty as they come. Read more here: https://t.co/DKaTqHCKMx

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

@NewbyDaddy 💯‼️

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

New Baby Smell > New Car Smell

#MuffinTop #NewBaby #BoyBaby #BabyBoy #RainbowBaby #SolsticeBlessings

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

#BeastMode

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

#NewProfilePic

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

@POTUS Wages "up" *scoffs*

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

@POTUS Oh, shuddup, President Genocide 🙄

Wages being up doesn't mean anything when interest rates & inflation are soaring!

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

Longest "prodromal labor" ever. I feel like he's never gonna come 😭

#MuffinTop #BoyBaby #BabyBoy #RainbowBaby #READY_TO_POP

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

@POTUS There are things we could and should fund HERE first. If you're not going to help Palestinian VICTIMS, help less fortunate AMERICANS.

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

Just saw myself naked. I have never looked more like this ancient fertility goddess than I do today.

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

When dark colors don't have quite the slimming effect they used to LOL #MuffinTop #RainbowBaby #BabyBump

[Amanda Land @AmandasFault]

Stephen thinks pregnant ppl don't have to go to the hospital until their water breaks... because "that's how it is in all the movies."

This from a film major who constantly talks about the separation between film and realism.