Amara😍

Proudly IGBO❤️ Young lady, big dreams 🚀Here for the drama and gist...Good listener, humor me. || #MUFC ||

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Bedrotting is so nice. Just laying in bed, using your phone comfortably 🙂

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

Why is my child crying this morning ?Because she saw my wedding photos and she was not inside.

“You didn’t invite me to the wedding” she wailed 😭😭😭

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

President Tinubu needs to understand that he can’t run unopposed.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Nobody is disturbing Labour Party again na NDC

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Speed was on stream yesterday night when a Chinese fan approached him, The fan’s English was p00r, but surprisingly, Speed switched to speaking Chinese

Yet some Nigerians are comparing someone who’s not ign0rant and is still willing to learn to Peller😂💔

[Usman Shamaki @aushamaki]

The scary thing about that video clip is that Remi Tinubu was being very honest. That is the best they can do. Like they sat down and brainstormed and came up with grants for akara and kuli-kuli. That is the extent of their brilliant thinking.

[~ @mercyl4s]

Literally every big team has a tough path to world cup final except one and that's Argentina. It's actually hilarious.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

INEC knew the very margin Peter Obi won with in 2023. They're so afraid of the guy.

Peter Obi is coming

[ʜᴀʟᴠᴇᴇɴ @tweetzbyidil]

My coworker resigned with the required two weeks’ notice, but our manager took it personally.
The very next day, he told IT to revoke her access to every system because, in his word…

“She’s mentally checked out anyway.”

She tried explaining that she was the only person who managed our client billing database and hadn’t finished handing it over yet.
He didn’t care.
“Someone else will figure it out.”
Friday was her last day.

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

Obi Calls for Thiefnibu to Resign few days ago.

Angry Thiefnubu responds by telling corrupt Judiciary to nullify Obi’s Party. 😂😂😂

A Zoo!

[Mal @UtdMaI]

So you’re telling me Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England and Netherlands all stuck on one side of the bracket…

The other side?
Argentina, Australia, Cape Verde, Egypt.

The script isn’t even trying to hide anymore

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

Retweet if you see the resemblance! 🤣

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Today my boyfriend came over for the first time.
This was my cat's reaction...

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

In the spirit of talking about Ycee. Many years ago, I picked him up while I was doing Uber in Lagos.

I dropped someone off at Kohinoor in Lekki, and before I would even end the ride, I got another request. It was Ycee, I didn’t know.

I saw him walking out of Kohinoor and I was sure he was the one. He greeted me well, even sat in the front with me, which wasn’t popular then, people loved to sit at the back.

I asked to start the ride and he replied with “yes boss”. I started the ride and before I moved, I typed his name on my Apple Music and started playing his songs. He also had a latest song then.

We were vibing and he was really cool, we talked for a while and he’s such a nice human being. Correct guy Ycee.

[WILSON @wilson_]

SCHOOL was never and can never be a scam

Die that mentality

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

Dear @SenRemiTinubu, I have started roasted agbado business as instructed by you. I used my certificates to lit up the fire.

Do well to ensure bandits do not attack me on my way to farm, do well to ensure price of transportation doesn’t run me out of business. Lastly, while you and governor’s wives cruise in the exotic cars you shared, please stop by and buy my corn.

[MR OLA @onlineguru__]

“Tinubu will rig the Election whether we vote or not,so I won’t bother voting “

You are Part of the Olodo Uprising 🙄

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Take student loan to study medicine then pay back when you start selling akara or kulikuli 😍

Beautiful .