AmazingNachos

[Side Splitters-Tampa @SSCCTampa]

May 12-15th @seanytime @jeffzenisek @CamTheComic
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Not blue cheese #WhatMakesMeBlue

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A little disappointed that my bro @BarackObama hasn't nominated me to be Supreme Court Justice. Add peppers to me and now I'm supreme af.

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All this fighting occurred from both sides at the #TrumpRally once everyone found out there were not @AmazingNachos being served there!

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Me and @BarackObama are gonna hang more once he gets laid off his dumb job he's had the last eight years...we gonna do cool stuff like bowl

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Places that don't have me in their establishment, it's like they want to fail. #WeirdThingsICantUnderstand

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How someone would order me and be like hold the cheese, I'm a package deal! #WeirdThingsICantUnderstand

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Yo @SenSanders all the candidates are sleeping on the #Nachos vote. What u gonna do 4 us? @BarackObama ❤️ Nachos.

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Yo bro @BarackObama remember that one time you executive ordered a pizza for me? That was dope, can you executive order legal weed for me?

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No big deal...just me hanging with President of the USA @BarackObama

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Y'all think you spit fire into da mic? Ain't nothin' hotter than my jalapeños bro. #hawt #comedy

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First 15 mins of a comedy show are terrible because the host is usually terrible...but more because @AmazingNachos hasn't come out yet.

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Some muthafucka just asked me "are you real?" Bitch please...I'm real af...except for my cheese!