AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan

Brains are inversely proportionate to common sense - me. My tweets are my own.

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

Reminder I am @amazonv and I am testing a parallel branch of handle/social media. My old name was said too often. Rip @amazonv 1995-2018. Let's try this out and see if it sticks. Yes you can just call me swan.

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@mubix @andrewsmhay @anton_chuvakin @kuzushi 2 of 3, had 3/3 the job before this so temporary win

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@mubix @andrewsmhay @anton_chuvakin @kuzushi The Myspace era!

[Mick Douglas 🇺🇦🌻 @bettersafetynet]

Offensive testing when done right helps improve defense... and in this case? literally the lives of people who are near these industrial systems.

Your job matters. Treat it as the responsibility it is.

But also enjoy the moment of controlling robo-death arm.

fin

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Anyone have anonymous stories about foreign fake employee WfH/VPN fraud and how it was detected?

[Corum @Corum]

@tarah We tell people not to click shit, then we seat them in front of a magic shit-clicking box and assign tasks that can't be completed without clicking shit.

Then we wonder why these gullible idiots click shit and why they think we're unreasonable.

[Killed by Google @killedbygoogle]

“After 11 years and over 100 million devices sold, we're ending production of Chromecast, which will now only be available while supplies last.”

What a strong start!!!

https://t.co/bUrKHK3Yc0

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

If you are looking for me find me at @CircuitSwan

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

Reminder I am @amazonv and I am testing a parallel branch of handle/social media. My old name was said too often. Rip @amazonv 1995-2018. Let's try this out and see if it sticks. Yes you can just call me swan.

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[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

Respectfully, @CrowdStrike, this is BS and you know it.

Spend those legal dollars on something like canary deployments and leave Whitney alone.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

IT staff who fix the user's laptop with a command prompt

[BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec]

All I've been able to think about the last 18hrs with the Crowdstrike mess is how many absolutely heroic technical support workers had to walk normies through getting into Safe Mode (a feat by itself) then finding the C-00000291.sys file only for those same normies to say, in the exact tone they do when they've typed their password wrong and insist they didn't even though the computer is saying they did and then they accuse it of lying, that the file just isn't there.

Because they typed that wrong, too. 😳

Can you imagine the sheer willpower it took all of those workers not to just pack it up right then and there?

We can talk failures two weeks from now. Let's honor these successes right now.

Because these workers have God-tier armor right now.

That they made themselves over the course of many close calls, late nights, and ultimately, time away from those they love so they could keep us running.

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@MsMaggieMayhem eek!

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@MsMaggieMayhem that would be why we likely couldnt find the prices it's booked *cry* maybe next year

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@MsMaggieMayhem (@ihackedwhat found it the day after they announced the LVCC move or maybe same day)

[AmazonV / Now Circuit Swan @AmazonV]

@MsMaggieMayhem we want to but can't get a price