Alt. Sam Brownback

Roman Catholic father of five and U.S. Ambassador-at-large for International Religious Freedom. I'm a parody account of my former self.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@SHAKILUR15 @mohamedGaza23 @IRF_Ambassador Dude, I'm a parody account.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@BOYDCROWDER19 @yaf It's 52 year old YAF president Scott Walker's excuse to cosplay as a "Young Conservative."

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@KSTaxEconomist This was debunked in August and you're out here peddling nonsense. If I get mauled by a bear but my diabetes complicates my treatment in the ER, the bear still killed me.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@thepolemarch @carlquintanilla It's a PT cruiser. Chrysler emblem on the steering wheel, Cruiser badge on the glove box.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@EdWhelanEPPC If they adopted a tenet of faith they'd be saying "peace be upon him" every time they mentioned his name. Christ wasn't Jesus' last name but you see that in newspapers too.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@vferrari8 @StanBoyd9 @SenPatRoberts Comrade, your algorithm already posted that, beep boop.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@KCKPDChief Chief Ziegler is apparently pretty big on furries and felons.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@yaf You know Scooby Doo isn't contemporary anymore right, Scott Walker?

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@officialjtw You should probably pull your head out of your ass then.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@RepRonEstes If you're going after pedophiles, try the oval office.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@vferrari8 @StanBoyd9 @SenPatRoberts One of the signs of foreign language mastery is the ability to detect a joke, comrade. До свидания.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@vferrari8 @StanBoyd9 @SenPatRoberts I don't feel like being your English lesson for the day, comrade.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@vferrari8 @StanBoyd9 @SenPatRoberts That's not precedent, it's just partisan hackery.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@SenPatRoberts That's not what you said when it was Merrick Garland's turn, coward.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@OxygenIsImport1 @yaf That's Scott Walker, age 52, president of YAF's target demographic.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@yaf No thanks, Scott Walker.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@KSTaxEconomist @SecNorman Cry more about your innumeracy, that'll get 'em.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@ScaraPalin @yashar It's just a meme. That's an agave in bloom.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@yaf You're still bad at memes, Scott Walker.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@mad4plaidmn @ellinaien @AccountAita @AITA_reddit For what it's worth, I grew up in a house with a "finished" garage. It was carpeted, insulated, air conditioned, and wired for power like any other room in the house. It was basically a second living room but we still called it the garage.

[Alt. Sam Brownback @AmbSamBrownback]

@SteveWCarlson @there_once_was No it didn't. https://t.co/HrZS4h4GwZ