Amber Vollmer

Minnesota born and raised. I love spending time with family and friends.

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Can’t tell if I’m eating because I’m bored, or because I’m breastfeeding and need the extra calories. #maternityleaveproblems

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Constantly torn between the convenience of having my hair up in a ponytail and the desire to not have a ponytail headache.

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Pregnancy is something special you guys. I just coughed and peed my pants. #thirdtrimesterproblems

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I ate an entire row of brownie yesterday and didn’t know why. I started my period this morning. #igetitnow

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Day one of no caffeine. I have one of the biggest headaches ever, and I have never been so cranky. Pray for my husband.

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@smellenflowers If you ever need someone to talk to about it, I’m around!!

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I have a sinus infection. Literally all I wanted today was to not be Oliver’s primary caregiver. Brady is currently playing video games while I play with Oliver. This sucks. #sickmom

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One of my coworkers just threw away my almost completely full can of pop because she “thought it was old.” 🤦‍♀️ can we not touch other people’s things?? #caffeinewithdrawl

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@tayarichards Yaaaaaaasssssss!!!

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I just wanna Buy something. I don’t even know what I wanna get. I just know I haven’t bought myself much of anything in a long time and want something.

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@tayarichards To what?!?? 😂😂

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It’s a good thing I’m breastfeeding or else I’d probably be drinking right now. #18monthssober

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Oliver has been fussy all day and finally fell asleep in my arms. Now I have to pee. #momlife

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Just in case you weren’t uncomfortable enough, have some contractions! You’re not actually going into labor though, these are fake contractions!! #pregnancyproblems

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Dear tow truck, please hurry. I am 8 months pregnant and desperately need to pee. #intheditch

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@squigglykitten Been sober for over a year now. You can’t imagine how much my mental health has improved.

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@squigglykitten Very worth it in my opinion!

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@squigglykitten The coochy shave cream is actually the best thing ever. Leaves my legs so smooth and hydrated after shaving and no razor burn!

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At what point of pregnancy do I stop looking fat and start looking pregnant? #fifteenweeks #readytogetmybumpon