Awkwardly Awesome Amber

Single mom, aspiring software dev, sporadic musician.

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

Confession: For like the first 2 years of his career, I legitimately thought his name was Justin Beaver.

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@SelectionDemon @BrianneKohl Omg that was you?

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

I literally lose my mind when people misuse the word "literally".

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

don’t forget to pee after sex or you’ll get an NFT

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

They say we can have a gathering of up to eight people without issues. I don't even know eight people without issues.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again.

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@ioannhe Lol @ the walkman! The original mp3 player.

[Stephen Green @PDXStephenG]

You have to be a special kind of d-bag to ghost on your company, go buy a sail boat, lay off your employees via Slack with no severance. Then jump on Twitter to gloat about the sale of the company less than 2 months later😔 @ryancarson @treehouse #TechBro
https://t.co/1hHXFLoAjJ

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@notyourjollibae I like the right. The outlines look lighter and softer in that one. I prefer the dark hair, and also there's no dark shape in the background to distract my eyes, so all I see is the people.

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

Me: foolishly spends $30 on cat toys

Cat: Disdainfully ignores all cat toys and spends days playing with a pen cap

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

A lot of being an adult is taking containers that came with one thing in them and using them to store another, different thing

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@kennethlove @ryancarson @treehouse I really love this. And I seriously need to get one of these mugs.

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say “I’m flirting with you” or else I’m just like wow they’re nice

[Patrick Neeman @usabilitycounts]

I’m hiring a Jr. Designer.

- There are no design exercises.
- There are no presentations in front of 40 people, 38 of whom don’t understand design.
- There are no trick questions.

Just a process with people you may work with. That’s all.

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

One of the hardest parts of parenting is when your tearful child shows you their favourite toy, broken in their hands, and they look to you with bottomless hope, waiting for you to work your magic and fix it. You try and somehow, against all odds, you manage to break it even more

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@kennethlove @treehouse @ryancarson

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@kennethlove @treehouse @ryancarson The best part were the responses though

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@craigsdennis @kennethlove @e9dorf @treehouse So... beards, bananas, and.. ping pong? Found this one on @michaelpoley 's Youtube.
https://t.co/0M8WgOX2cf

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

Day 6:
Made it through some more of @treehouse Python Basics course. After helping students with code all day at work it's hard to motivate myself to learn some more. Progress is slow. Still making progress though and @craigsdennis is a pretty amusing teacher 😆
#100DaysOfCode

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

@craigsdennis @kennethlove @e9dorf @treehouse Ok there are far too many wonderfully creepy and weird banana gifs to choose from in response.

[Awkwardly Awesome Amber @AmberStevensOR]

If I had a nickel for every time a politician lied about setting zebras free.....

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

"Local news has reported that the zebras were let loose on Saturday or Sunday of last weekend, a period of time during which I was enjoying quiet time at home with family,” Norton said. “My alibi is solid."