Evan the Egg

I like to move it move it (up and down mountains)

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@bezuidengoy Base level knowledge = common knowledge
You don't have to insert "ball"
Even if it's your favorite thing to do

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@FightXdrill You think about him all the time
Probably want to kiss him😗

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@Sam099_ It's really not lol. I barely even break a sweat
I'm beginning to think time-blind people are low IQ
Do you all also not have an internal monologue?

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@baskinROBBBINS Get his ass

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@_DNA_GoldenBoy He is right though. She’s a garbage human
It makes sense that she would be obsessed with trash

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@UCHE_BAMBAM What do you mean wildfire tomorrow?
What oracle are you consulting!

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@Jason_Kates He couldn't tell if it was a HR or not. Neither could I from the TV. It really did look like it was going to hit off the top of the wall and go back in

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@_DNA_GoldenBoy Not a girl and not defending this
Just pointing out you swallowed the wrong blackpill
Big corporations would rather keep old employees than hire new ones in an acquisition. It's easier for them
That's it. That's the whole thing

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@pubity Are you sure?
Looks like they abducted the whole Scottish team

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@Basky3000 @_DNA_GoldenBoy He's so blackpilled he doesn't recognize nepotism and crony capitalism being universal mechanisms in the corporate world. Insane

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@_DNA_GoldenBoy She didn't walk through the door and get the job
She was essentially grandfathered in

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@wastedsongs I have plenty of friends. Even some platonic lady friends
This is neither platonic nor a friendship
Just what I can discern from this specific case
But go on and tell yourself whatever you need to hear

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@JustinCredy You can dislike both groups you know
Also not surprised you picked that option
Happy pride month

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@wastedsongs Lol he would be (((friends))) with you for another 10 years if it meant he got to have sex in 9 years and 364 days

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@xqztwv Pretty sure that cracker gay🙄

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@akcushman What's the vibe for the first hang?

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@yuenglinggroypa Your friends should support you in any situation
If they are only your friends because you're a good hang, guess what? They're not your friends
That's a transactional relationship
Your friends only like you for what you give them
They don't actually like you lmao

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@yuenglinggroypa >it's not right because i said so!
Cry about it. Really. Go and have a good cry
You'll feel better, you raging incel

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@HipHopforever99 Yeah word
There's two #14's ON BOTH TEAMS