Christian Ambrico™

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

I now know why the Italians love the “Dolce far niente” life. If you’re not just sitting around, you’re dripping in sweat. I too and dolce far niente-ing because my shirt yesterday was a towel for my sweat

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

Someone needs to stop these PT and OT bitches calling themselves doctor.

If you’re on a plane and they ask if there’s a doctor on board and you cannot confidently raise your hand, you’re not a doctor

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

America First > MAGA

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

What are we paying taxes for?

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@engineers_feed People camping in the left lane at 65 cause this and should be arrested

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

When are they gonna add a weight filter to dating apps? Like a needle in a haystack trying to find someone that can walk a mile without being winded

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

DC is Hollywood for ugly people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What’s the point of a debt ceiling if we keep raising it?

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@DC_Draino Quick! Call the police!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s insincere for @SpeakerJohnson to insinuate @elonmusk is against the Big Beautiful Bill because it doesn’t benefit his companies specifically.

Musk is a true America First entrepreneur who could have had a much more comfortable existence and a higher net worth by sitting on the sidelines of politics. But he cares about this country, so he got involved. He knows if America collapses financially, we aren’t making it to Mars. He’s right.

When he helped cut government waste he watched his dealerships get firebombed, he stood for free speech by sponsoring a social media platform and in return the Biden administration brought half a dozen bogus cases against him, he provided the rural broadband that politicians continually failed to provide with endless taxpayer boondoggles, he revolutionized automobiles after conventional car manufacturers got bailed out for their failures, and he gave our astronauts a way to the space station without hitching a ride on Russian rockets.

For the sake of our country, I hope he will stay engaged in politics. If he doesn’t, I don’t blame him. But I’ll be here in DC trying to keep politicians of both parties from stopping the amazing human progress that he and his engineers have enabled and will enable.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Welcome to my month, everyone. Please enjoy responsibly.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

POTUS is spending his day attacking me and Canada.

The difference is Canada will eventually cave.

😂

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@SenTinaSmith Womp womp. Welcome to the real world.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Seems federal employees do not like being treated like normal employees.

Normal employees:
Go to work at least 5 days a week.
Actually do their work, every day,
Answer emails from their superiors.
Can lose their job at any moment.

The Left is calling this ‘fascism.’

😂

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@Madonna

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@GovKathyHochul Nobody likes congestion pricing. Who’s getting to work faster? All the rich people that can afford to drive in every day?

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Income tax is wrong. You shouldn't be fined for earning a living.

Property tax is wrong. You shouldn't be forced to pay to keep living in a home that you already own.

Sales tax is wrong. You shouldn't be forced to pay someone to allow you to buy something.

Capital gains tax is wrong. You shouldn't be punished for investing in your family's financial future.

Inheritance tax is wrong. Your heirs shouldn't be robbed because you died.

All forms of taxation are wrong, because they're extortion, and extortion is always wrong.

[Christian Ambrico™ @Ambrico4]

@davidhogg111 You have such an interesting mind