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[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@IyawoThickaBody Went to a virgil, Was tired of standing n praying so, i pretended to have fallen under Annointing,I have Joy unlimited when i heard the pastor said "dont touch him let the power of the holy ghost deal with him" I ended up sleeping Till on the floor till daybreak😊

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

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[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@Urchilla01 Like they covered the half where Argentina player's are and left the opponent's side?.. or what?. Are U intentional daft or U are trying to be?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

He doesn't know what he has done for football Twitter

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@top_boi7 @TheMahleek Best comment oof football banter 2026😂

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@Nsukka_okpa U are a good student 😂😂😂

[Berneese @theberneese]

2 assists by Messi😭❤️

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@senunwah @Wizarab10 Are U still waiting abi make I call Uber for you?.😂

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

How far?.. is the world still rigged for Messi?

Where is the FIFA script?.

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@piersmorgan Are U sure U want to banter Messi?.
Penis Morgue 😂😂😂

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

Delete my coursemate’s number keh?

Immediately after my internship interview, I called one of my coursemates to tell her how it went. Her dad is the CMD, and I knew only a few people would eventually get the placement.

When the appointment list came out and I went for documentation, one man looked at me and asked, “How did you get this appointment? Only three people were picked, and two came from the federal level.”

I just smiled. 😂

Delete my coursemates’ numbers? Never.

Most of them are nepo babies and the rest are potential nepo babies.

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@mayorwhyt @ThaBoyYom Na dis over confidence na kill abacha

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@john322226 Leave football 😭

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@the_smallie Le merci la shame tie me wrapper

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

Na over confidence na keep france

[Miles😜🥰 @BIG_Miles_]

I no go ever delete this video from my phone 😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

No fraud, drugs or sex scandal. Not a political jobber & not afraid to speak truth to power.

It’s not by speaking supri supri or preaching with a serious face, Odumeje is more of a ‘real pastor’ than many of your favorites.

[AMEBO @AmeboDaniel]

@amigo_sunshine They will wait till infinity

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

This woman grabbed a case of Tito’s vodka, tossed it into the Uber waiting for her, and expected the driver to help her get away. Instead, the Uber driver refused to drive, got out, opened the door, and let the delivery truck driver recover the stolen vodka.

Not everyone is willing to become part of someone else’s crime. Credit to that Uber driver for refusing to help.

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

His father had a problem with the local mafia and wanted to protect his only child, so he sent him to America. But the ship was actually headed for the United Kingdom. His father thought it was American because it carried the Statue of Liberty on its side—a logo he had seen in the movies.

When the ship docked at London Gateway, young Christiano slipped away with the others and disappeared into the city. He was only 12. He didn't speak a word of English and had no skills. Before long, he joined the dock workers, earning just enough to survive. At the end of every week, the dock workers would send the children to the main market to collect scraps. Young Christiano, however, saw a better opportunity: he picked pockets.

One day, as he reached into a stranger's coat, he felt the grip of a remarkably strong older gentleman. He had been caught in the act.

The man looked at the frightened boy and asked, "Where are you from?"

Young Christiano broke down in tears. “Por favor, perdoe-me, o mundo é a minha casa,” he said.

The man was Alex Ferguson, manager of one of England’s biggest football clubs who had just come to town.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

My explanation is that Sørloth must have been feeling a pang of jealousy for not scoring at the World Cup while Haaland gets all the glory for scoring. He was desperate to get his - albeit, stupidly.

He could have easily gotten an assist but his brain didn't think that far. His behaviour is unforgivable. He cost Norway the semi-final. They could have been 2 - 0 up.