Me in the Midwest: lol this sucks
Someone else: the Midwest sucks
Me: the Midwest is perfect! I was born in a cornfield and breastfed ranch dressing. My first word was ope. My mom is a cornstalk. Ever heard of the bread basket? Culver's, Scotcheroos, Kwik Trip, puppy chow?
"we've got insulin everywhere, it's like water."
I'm a physician. It's not. Raise your hand if you've admitted a DKA patient who couldn't afford their insulin.
@bisratw0 I once drove 12 hours the day before my cousins wedding because I was so sad to miss it. Test was 3 days later. Ended up with the best family memories and an A on the test. I am a strong advocate for not missing out on life ❤️
If a hospital worker can wear a mask nonstop during a 10-hour shift.
If women can wear masks during labor.
You can wear a mask while running an errand.