America's Most Vaunted

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@KILLTOPARTY I always thought that pro-cess was the pronunciation used by Canadians.

[🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 @Aristos_Revenge]

Trumps VP pick is Derek Chauvin

Trust the plan

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

My tan is at the point this summer where the women in the office are openly commenting about it in worried, possibly even scornful tones.

"Wow, you're getting a lot of sun this summer, aren't you?"

You better believe it, babydoll.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@leamaric There was one year when every kid in the neighborhood really got into street hockey, and I remember having a pair of black CCM rollerblades with no laces, just three neon purple straps with buckles to fasten them.

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

They literally had to change the definition of rape to "having sex while drunk" to make it seem like white men raped women at anywhere close to the rate non-white men.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@Seven7Alexandra Amazing how quickly they learn to weaponize false racism accusations against liberal white women.

[Ashley @Alm18703]

@AmericaVaunted This was my favorite

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@Quaker2001 @Madisox43 @SWTBlake @Super70sSports You might as well be talking to a brick wall. These people have a child-like view of the real world and thus are completely clueless about virtually everything.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

The only time you'll won't see a bunch of POCs shoehorned into stock photos

[The Hill @thehill]

It’s not just test stores: Kids are losing developmental skills https://t.co/Efh5ON3hy3

[God's Plan Truster❤️‍🔥 @GPT_Neanderthal]

Terrible advice, classic example of putting the cart before the horse

You meet your wife in the city, move out to suburbs and then daydream of moving out to the sticks once you "make it"

Buying a rural property and expecting a wife at the local TLM is American cargo cult-ism

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@HankShedwrecker "Hi hello sir hi could I please speak with you please my wife is sick and we need to go to (nearest major city) please sir I beg for your help sir please"

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@sean3377 @Super70sSports @Broncomaniac58 The WNBA has lost money every year since their inception in 1997. Nobody ever cared about it until she was drafted. Christ Almighty, how hard is the concept of simple marketing to grasp?

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@ClayTravis Decisions like this get made when an organization has never had to worry about turning a profit. Like a microcosm of the federal government.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

We wish you a white boy summer,
We wish you a white boy summer,
We wish you a white boy summer,
And a pumpkin spice fall

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@MiriVinni Taking on difficult and altruistic work for shitty pay is a decidedly feminine trait. Plus the likelihood of a teacher losing their temper and slapping one of these kids goes up substantially if they're male, which I'm sure is a consideration in hiring.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@DoktorRichter @wanyeburkett Youre right; they hate the idea of any stereotypes being based in reality. So much so that they need to prove that the exact opposite is true.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@wanyeburkett They don't get to feed their ridiculous savior complex with an Australian shepherd, though

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

Black people like to pretend that they're all entrepreneurs and CEOs until it's time to grasp the simplest marketing and business concepts imaginable.

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

White people want everything to be a meritocracy until it's time to finalize the Olympic roster of a sport they didn't care about 18 months ago.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@SnowMed34 You're 100% right. Nobody ever says "There's nothing to do around here!" when they're getting laid. Plus women will plan those activities for you, almost to where you end up too busy.

[America's Most Vaunted @AmericaVaunted]

@st_louis_stan Perfect storm of COVID apathy, burnout culture becoming mainstream, and the laziest and least effectual generation in American history hitting the workforce all at the same time.