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Ames Tap Water Mixed With Sewage to Reduce Costs; Still Cleaner than Iowa City’s Water https://t.co/lyN6S5SinE

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New Study Confirms That Hydro Flask™️ Owners Won’t Fucking Shut Up About Hydro Flasks™️ https://t.co/ezgCkwLFzq

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ISU Daily Desperately Clinging to the Last of Its Readership; Staff Rapidly Defecting https://t.co/TMyp0kh8RB

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@madelynost oh no

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The truth is...

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ISU PD: “Stop Using Steam Tunnels to Cook Vegetables; Other Steamable Foods”

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@IowaStateSpace We’re pretty big fans of the big suck in the sky as well 😜

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Ames I-35 Overpass Construction Experiences More Delays; State Considers Legal Action as Accidents Pile Up
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Tragic: Albino Squirrel, Despite Being at Iowa State for 10 years, has Yet to Obtain a Degree

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Check out our latest guest submission! Thanks, Anna Prentice, for exposing the true cause of the recent polar vortex.
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BREAKING NEWS: "ISU’s Beloved Hero, Pam Cain, Admits to Faking ISU Class Cancellation Email"
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The @AmesAuthority is proud to present our new "Ask Annie" section! Click on this link, fill out the form, and The Ames Authority will give you free advice!
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"CyRide to Roll out “Cyride 3.0”"
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"ISU Bake Sale Completely Covers 20 Million Dollar State Budget Cuts"
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"Oklahoma State Basketball Mascot Refuses to Remove Hat For National Anthem"
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"West Towne Pub Owner Reveals Dark Secret"
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ISU Parking division begins new “Death Pit” initiative
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@JHGray31 Unfortunately, one of our Facebook competitors finished the puzzle at an earlier date. Congratulations on the correct answers though!

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Alright, all you master puzzle solvers, here's a new crossword for you to solve. The first person to reply to this tweet with a picture of the correctly filled out crossword gets one big icicle, beautiful yet fleeting.

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"ISU Trademark Licensing Office Sends Cease and Desist Order to Itself, Loses Ensuing legal Battle"
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