Madelyn Ostendorf 🕊️

Communications Specialist @iastate_cals | Sea Shanty Loving Fool

[Madelyn Ostendorf 🕊️ @madelynost]

Dude next to me in class has just informed me that I give off "ambitious fifth grader" vibes. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

[📸 @wannaseecomment]

@skorpiomag People can't just like or dislike a thing anymore, it either has to be the greatest gift from the heavens or the most vile, disgusting thing to ever touch the human eyeball.

If you didn't like the film, that's fine, but goddamn dude

[Madelyn Ostendorf 🕊️ @madelynost]

i get to delay seasonal depression by 1 week because i have 15 leftover jello shots that have to be taken care of after work this week

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@whippedjack look season 6 has the side effect of extreme confusion its understandable

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do i have the mental power to paint my living room a color called "baked bean"

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@cece_and_desist 👏

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@whippedjack hey do me a favor and grab his funny little knife real quick its a suprise tool that'll help us later

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maybe i'm just a grumpy old man but I feel like starting your mowing at 8:45 p.m. is kind of a dick move

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@Canonbisdaily Link!

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@whippedjack yeah but we are hoping its more like a captain hook vibe

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@whippedjack A wreath, one might say.

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@jesthehuman Shoot I gotta go call my artist so I can qualify for this good morning all I have is lavender and sparkles!

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@paytmitch

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@mattdwille Picturing drew doing a mission impossible heist to get this wand is cracking me up

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Hey Facebook why is there no option to appeal flagged content? My only choice is to delete the post despite it breaking no rules and being about a fountain dedication.

[Madelyn Ostendorf 🕊️ @madelynost]

Yall out here doing outlines? I crack my knuckles and see where the night takes me.

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

if you raw dog essays, like no outline at all, you need to be locked away for the well-being of those around you

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Get me to this restaurant NOW

[C H E L B! 🌭 @chelbb_]

currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to “choose the knife that speaks to me most” for consumption of my meal

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Presentation didn’t go super well but I was confident because I was holding my tiny turtle.

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I am the only person in my class who has been unable to create working code for my final project and DAMN does that suck.

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It was so bad Ronald.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Kid dressed up as a Chinese dragon meets some grown up dragons