Alan Woke 🪬🍉

play alan wake 2 || he/him

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

new 📌 since i'm prone to cluttering up my media tab haha. artwork will be linked in replies

🥃 tumblr: https://t.co/MhZg6ABEUp
📷 insta: https://t.co/vOVueovObM
👾 twitch: https://t.co/hpnJF4fucF
🎬 letterboxd: https://t.co/garrqZe9IN

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

paywall is finally down on my friend's brilliant essay! it's about the pseudoscience of "historical trauma" and how it gets politically weaponized. he's been researching this subject for years and he's genuinely changed my thinking. I hope you read it!
https://t.co/IVYbrvotLU

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

@estro_newtype_2 :(

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

@niggalestat 🥲

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

people got mad at me when i said the process for inviting people despite it ostensibly being a lottery didn’t seem very fair and then new york magazine just…tweeted it out

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Fangirling with the goths, nerds, and theater kids trying to witness Sam Reid channel the rock god of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ in concert. https://t.co/ZlgGZXht20

[anni @bloodsbats]

leg #Leg

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

BRUTAL indictment of @bariweiss by Scott Pelley:
"For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified." Then it gets worse...

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

The beautiful thing about the ogre meme imo is that all of the anxiety is coming from a genuine effort to engage with the work. It is admirable to be Ogre. In college the class Ogre during literature courses was a crucial participant cause they would always ask the best questions

[𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲 @peterokii]

btw this post has a follow up

[ian0key @ian0key]

I'm completely fine
🙂 #tvl #iwtv
#thevampirelestat #assadzaman #ericbogosian

[Will 🧸 | 📌Comms Waitlist Open @wng0re]

#IWTVTransWeek2026 Day 3
BELOVED BOY
#devilsminion #iwtv

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

can the basement bari weiss runs 60 minutes out of just collapse already

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

stop using those 4chan words and you'll instantly feel a bit more human

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

@easterhay WELCOME BACK BEAR

[Randy @therandyhag]

A study of my little Parisian angel #armand #iwtv #tvl #iwtvfanart

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

@agayhomosexual2 my time of pretending not to devil my minion so i get fed faster has ended

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

omfg NOBODY’S TAKING HIM FROM YOU

[anni @bloodsbats]

the night literally just started

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

I’m sorry a Susan Collins cheating scandal in the making since the 1970s coming out right now would be the funniest fucking twist in this fuckass Maine primary

[Alan Woke 🪬🍉 @skorpiomag]

@guhnomercy @bloomfilters 100% yes i just mean these people are unconsciously reproducing traits from other caricatures they’ve seen