a dummy

my stripper name is Bad Attitude Jan — she/her — stop asking if I’m dating Tanner he’s gay

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

maybe i’m old fashioned but i think not being nude should count as business casual

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

do you ever think how you heard this one time and didn’t realize it was the last time

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

the line is busy
for only 75c qwest will keep trying and immediately call back when the line is no longer busy
to accept press 3

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

the line is busy
for only 75c qwest will keep trying and immediately call back when the line is no longer busy
to accept press 3

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

pilot over the intercom: call me Pontius because I’ll be your pilot today

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@lightlygreasy @chrisfluming my very conservative mom loves chris fleming and it cracks me up

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

thinking about this tweet again.

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@PelpyDawaba i would like to do this

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@br0saleigh a lot of people have been getting texts like this from bots so it’s probably not real 🤷🏼‍♀️. one sent me nudes after it said “going hot tubbing want a pic?” and I said “no” (i know it was a bot because it asked what i do for fun and i said “murder people” and it was fine with that)

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

was just told that my outfit gives off “mr ratburn vibes” and i’m honestly flattered

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

machine gun kelly is a microsoft product

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

grateful for the man honking, yelling, flipping me off (with other gestures done so passionately they were hard to interpret), and STARING AT ME WHILE DRIVING because he drove past me at the same time i looked at my phone. the streets would be so unsafe without you, beard man 🥰

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@sierracharlton 🙄🙄🙄

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@maybeitsjans i thought you dont dress up

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@sierracharlton hahaha i hate them all so much why tf aren’t they picking up the shifts

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

i just wish business casual wasn’t so basic like why couldn’t it be goth

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@emmafruehan i always think “on purpose??”

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@sierracharlton thank u griz for making kaleb a better man

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

i understand the concept of not liking dogs in theory but not in practice

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[a dummy @AmesChevy]

@homoloveual hahaha classic bethany