How Toby "Tricky 'Radiation' Tony" Fox will be unironically drafting all the batshit insane contacts he managed to adquire over the years for that Chapter 7 to make damn sure that the ending of that dream he had once gets turned into the video game equivalent of crack cocaine:
Ts killing me
dude just wants friendly rivalry with Trans people
"Heh ..You think you can be a woman?? Then show me.. Show me what Trans Pride's really all about."
*Fighting pose*
Aqua will never play with anyone anymore btw
Seth will never meet their idol in person btw
Orange will never express how brave she is anymore btw
Green will never get the feeling of someone enjoying their meal anymore btw
Yellow wont have the chance to kill himself anymore btw