AM I TinY?

I’m a half-glass-full-because-it-was-too-big-and-I-couldn’t-drink-it-all kinda girl

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3 am vs 6 pm

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Casually reading through the state bar website to see if I can sue my landlord 🥰

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BeReal is exposing how many of my friends actually kind of have their lives together enough to get out of bed before 8am and I’m not one of them

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@fatherfathermat Stella, Lucy, Rachel Berry Allen

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The fact that I’ve never been to a gala is criminal

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Me: *throwing together the most bizarre shit for my lunch*
My boss: what are you doing??
Me: I don’t know, I’m just doing what I’m told.
Coworker bestie:… in your head?
Me: yes, of course.

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Accidentally used my resting voice with one of my regular baristas and he really thought I was having like the worst day of my life.

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Drink water.
Listen to music.
Eat a snack.
You’ll be okay.

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Might just fall asleep in this here coffeehouse

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I had like a full hour long vivid dream about grocery shopping for my “salad era”.

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Just had to spell “raisin” for the first time in my 24 years of life.

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One of my new favorite bits is saying literally anything with “I’m making a joke or saying a pun” inflection and watching the confusion and panic on peoples faces as they try to figure out what they’re pretending to laugh at.

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Pour me in some espresso and call me a latte because I am so fucking steamed right now

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To answer your questions, yes I did accidentally scare them, and no, I will not be elaborating on why I was in the forest.

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Just saw a family in a forest doing a pumpkin head photo shoot and I think I get wanting a family now.

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Today I stood in a storage closet and did bicep curls with a bag of knives

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My Lyft driver is listening to Midnights.

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Probably gonna miss pumpkin patch season, but very much looking forward to Brussels sprout season.

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No, you don’t understand. The thing is, I’m going to cry.

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If there’s a couch imma sleep on it

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Not to be dramatic but I think I’m haunted but it’s okay because it’s god for my dark feminine energy