Professional Snowflake

Catalytic Converter Collector, Hate expert

[Professional Snowflake @Amli_23]

It’s mad, cause had they won, they’d be landing at Heathrow

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Watch the moment England's team plane lands in Birmingham

Live updates: https://t.co/3FWsPZhBxN

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[G.T @gingerrtom]

"Thanks for this, ruin my holiday"
@Cobratate

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Burnham scraps Starmer's digital ID scheme in first major policy pledge, with the money being redirected to other priorities, such as the cost of living crisis.

Sky's political correspondent @robpowellnews has the latest.

https://t.co/ycRZw8BNlM

📺 Sky 501

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Declan Rice was invisible throughout the WC but showed up when it didn’t matter. Gunner.

[☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (🏆) @12_AVFC]

fuck
my
life

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️🎧 @restsinagony]

why would you waste your 1 minute on the only computer in argentina to post this?

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

HILARIOUS 🚨: President Trump: “You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We have 45K soldiers in South Korea to protect [them] from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a ‘mentally retarded person.’”

“Joe Biden, he said he’s a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible.”

[Andreas Koureas FRAS FRSA 🇬🇧🎗️ @AndreasKoureas_]

Wishing North Gibraltar all the best in their upcoming match against the West Falklands.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

JD Vance accuses Israel of 'manipulating' US public opinion to prolong Iran war https://t.co/WklYHhLDiv

[Adam Analysis @adamemedia1]

Man I really hate how much China is influencing our elections…

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Taco Bell removes lettuce from menu after links to explosive diarrhoea https://t.co/h6mUKoeiDI

[Josh @joshpearson180]

God forbid a man has hobbies

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[Eubankslostpen 2.0 @eubankslastpen]

Will never delete this app

Good lord almighty

[Professional Snowflake @Amli_23]

@pinguforest He doesn’t need to. Farage took his personal security into his own hands. Remember, that’s what the £5 million bribe was for.

[Professional Snowflake @Amli_23]

I am moved comrade Burnham

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

He’s losing to a bin isn’t he? lol

[Cameron @CL9268]

The twerking for Argentina from some reds is all the more bizarre when you realise the Argentinians we've had are:

Heinze - Tried to force a move to Liverpool

Veron - sold in 2 years

Tevez - City rat

Rojo - Utter shite

Di Maria - sold in 1 year

Martinez - Injury prone dwarf

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

Fixed it for ya, ya cheating, dirty bastards