I tried a tweet I saw here about repelling mosquitoes by putting dried onion peels in a bowl of water in the corner of the room. Three nights later, not a single buzzing mercenary in sight.
I will be following her everywhere in the kitchen while she makes dinner nikiambiwa "na by the way sijakuambia...."
Mimi niko tu hapo na "enhe, aki na vile ako sponyo...." while handing her the shit she needs and being rewarded with a scoop to taste if the salt is enough
When my sister wanted to buy land, she informed my parents.
My dad asked, “Is your husband aware?”
She said, “No.”
Dad replied, “Tell him first and get back to me.”
She never did.
Later, my dad found out through my brother and called her husband.
“Are you aware your wife bought land?”
The husband replied:
“No sir. But why would she do that? All the properties I buy are in both our names.”
My sister called my dad angrily:
“Dad, you want to scatter my marriage!”
My Dad answered her:
“You’re the one already scattering it.”
Twelve years later, she still thanks him. She said her friends had been advising her to buy property secretly.