Simon Amos

Anything to do with my family, turbines and connecting rods gets my attention!

[Simon Amos @AmosSimon]

@trisberrybliss @mrspoindexter You find disingenuous people online and in real life, I guess online is just easier for those with busy lives, but unfortunately also easier for the cunts that waste people time and take the piss out of those of us who are also too trusting!

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@MrRushMullen55 @Ashley_22ky Never judge a book by its cover! You simply never know what a person could be hiding, be it abuse, a disease or a disability!
Granted, she is at face value, a stunning girl, that certainly I can only dream of! The reality, also works both ways, could be very different!

[Simon Amos @AmosSimon]

@mehwish1278 🌹🌹

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@lastelleduvin Would you accept me?? 🌹

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@holdthatelle @ellebrookeuk Looking at the games remaining, I can’t see where West Ham or Spurs will get enough points to survive compared to Forest, so my money is on Spurs to drop.

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@Murk441 💯

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@ellebrookextra @ellebrookeuk Now that’s my kind of FaceTime!!

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@JudeMontclair Hi!!

[Simon Amos @AmosSimon]

@SexWithEmily so the world record for furthest male ejaculation is 18 feet and the females is 16 feet, why has this not been attempted on the ISS?? Any ladies tempted to join me to go on the anti-gravity plane flight and try to ‘help each other’ set a couple of new world records?

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@rickygervais So, Rosie Jones wants to be considered as an influential comedian and comedic influencer, so I considered this a suitable retort, or maybe a tad harsh;

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

The amount of foreigners and people with foreign allegiance getting away with abusing our benefit systems, is outrageous.
We simply aren’t catching anyone !

It’s a joke !

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@mrspoindexter When are you coming to the UK? 🌹🌹

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@JuliaContixx @ClubMomx 100% crack on!! 🌹

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@mrspoindexter I’ll be in Nottingham, UK when you’re ready… 🌹

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@DENISE_RICHARDS so,maybe it’s my time? I’m a truly humble family man and genuine English gent Denise! It’s been a phenomenal ride you’ve been on and a pleasure to follow you,but I’d love to show you the best of British values that we didn’t export! We could be our world. 🌹🌹❤️

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https://t.co/yWiQwlscZg ⁦@BradleyWalsh⁩

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@StanCollymore
My thoughts, what do you reckon?
Had to post as a pic as it’s a long post,

[Simon Amos @AmosSimon]

@Vicky_McClure Just watched you hug Julia Roberts! I’m so thrilled to have such close degrees of separation! 🤣❤️❤️