Amy Pritchard

Mom, Dive Bar Owner, Union Wife, Ordained Minister, Ally, Sarcasm Aficionado

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@FedEx your new interface is garbage. Way over complicated. Put it back and leave it alone.

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@SIRIUSXM WTF did you do to the app? Give me back my favorites list! This sucks!

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WTF @ESPN what’s wrong with the broadcast? Can’t watch a game in fast forward or when the sound doesn’t match the video. Get it together! You’re not Amazon Prime!

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@MonPowerWV send someone with a hot stick to the 100 block of Braxton St. Won’t take 10 minutes to restore power to the block. Our block is mostly older folks.

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@FrontierCorp And when I called back the next available appt is Thursday. This is the third time in 3 months I’ve required a service appt.

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@FrontierCorp you suck! Your service reps and technicians deserve raises because your system is trash.

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@McDonalds your new toys are creepy and gross. Why?

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@BostonGlobe Peaked? How about going back down? That’s what we really need to know

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@WVDOT how about you fix the hole and quit dumping gravel in the storm drain? #4thtime #fixtheculvertthenfillthehole

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@IamChrisPorter you are making my day better! Sir Your Filter Is Dirty!

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[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@SarahKSilverman He’s king of the salesmen. The ultimate pitchman. His special skill is selling. He makes them want what he needs.

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@Wendys no one wants a melted frosty. I paid for ice cream. I got chocolate milk that was as not edible. #yousuck!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

BREAKING: We will be partnering with @NFLFilms for this upcoming NFL Season.. we will have NFL footage rights for the show

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[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@marylizcaverly @MSNBC I do not think her treatment is justified. I do not think she deserves to be in prison. No one deserves to be in prison for weed. I never said any of that.

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@marylizcaverly @MSNBC I also never said we shouldn’t help her. I said she’s not a role model. You are projecting hate that simply doesn’t exist.

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@marylizcaverly @MSNBC I do not mock her situation. I hate it tremendously that she or anyone is locked up for drugs. I do not think her freedom should be traded for convicted murders and spies.

[Amy Pritchard @Amousp]

@marylizcaverly @MSNBC She broke the law and thought she’d get away with it. No one should be locked up for weed but her situation is her own fault. Her freedom should not come by freeing war criminals and murderous spies. That’s an injustice too.