Also why don’t I tweet more? It’s like a public journal you can vent in & say things you otherwise wouldn’t say to someone’s face. #confrontationproblems#my2018journal
If I have a black eye in the morning, it’s because my husband twitches in his sleep @ punches me in the face. Or is he really sleeping?🤔🤕 #onewillneverknow
@KelseaBallerini, we believe you’re on our flight to Nashville right now. That or you have a doppelgänger.. please make my husband shut up & take a pic with him 🤣😂 #hesfangirlinghardrightnow
sincerely, Seat 23 A
I’m sitting next to Catherine on the couch watching TV. She just leaned over and asked me why I have to sit so close to her. Marriage is a beautiful thing.