Amuko

live, love, laugh

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

This is a situation where only God knows you're innocent😂

[Kamau Wanjehia @Engwanjehia]

@_fels1 Let me educate you

[invincible @_Kivunja]

Meropenem officers walking in to change Cef from the T-sheet coz Ceftriaxone Officer prescribed it 3days ago na patient has to be called back to bed from an early morning sun basking.

[Amuko @Amuma254]

@TheStarKenya Better

[Amuko @Amuma254]

@Kamau266 Surely, 😂

[pinky @Pinkyss_World]

Harassment at train station

[Amuko @Amuma254]

@kamauwaruhiu 🤭

[Amuko @Amuma254]

@Chris__X__ Savage 😂

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination. A closed book is a closed mind. Don't EVER stop reading.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Whoever shortened Ukosefu wa Kinga Mwilini as Ukimwi is goated3

[Amuko @Amuma254]

@FauzKhalid 🤭

[Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi)) @Asmali77]

Saturdays are for reading books while kids enjoy some swimming on a rare sunny day in Nairobi.

[Eric @amerix]

Picture this,

A man works at a Government Institution as a Senior Civil Servant,

Because of lust, he leaves his wife to cohabit with a sewer rat single mother who has three children from different men,

She infects him with a chronic venereal disease,

He gets ill,

He retires from the civil service,

Hoodrat and her chaotic sewer rats chew his retirement benefits and leave him broke and sick,

They disrespect him and chase him away like an incorrigible cur.

He unashamedly and remorsefully returns to his first wife, broke, broken and depressed,

She forgives him and agrees to nurse him in his illness.

He, unfortunately, dies,

At his funeral, his former hoodrat doesn't appear, but her chaotic children appear.

They defecate at his funeral and urinate on his grave.

That is the sad story of Simon Makonde.

If a man refuses to protect the fragility of his soul, the vultures and demons will devour him to smithereens.

[Eric @amerix]

It is easier and better to start a new family than to mend a broken marriage.

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

Financial Health Check

1. Do you have emergency funds worth at least 3 months of your living expenses?

2. Do you have life insurance coverage worth at least 15 to 20 times your annual income?

3. Do you have adequate health insurance?

4. Do you spend less than you earn?

5. Do you take on debt for productive purposes only?

6. Do you avoid spending to keep up with your friends, relatives, or neighbors?

7. Do you follow a budget and stick to it?

8. Do you track your expenses?

9. Do you pay bills on time?

10. Do you pay yourself first & spend what is left?

11. Do you invest in stocks/equity funds for the long term?

12. Do you set aside at least 10% towards retirement?

13. Have you started saving for your kids' college when they are young?

14. Do you seek financial advice from those who handle money profitably?

15. Do you have income streams other than your salary?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CoB Margaret Nyakang’o says she has no visibility of anything called a ‘fund’ or ‘levy’ because they sit outside the Consolidated Fund.

When public money bypasses the main treasury, independent oversight becomes completely impossible

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

"Kunakuwaje na upungufu wa maziwa na ng'ombe zimejaa kule National Assembly zikiongozwa na Ichung’wa" 😂😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Humans really underestimate the significance of a strong, decisive, assertive, visionary, and charismatic leader at the helm. This suffices at family, organizational, community, football club, and political party levels. There must first be structures, chain of command, and subjects. There is bound to constant entropy whenever these 3 are unavailable.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“Difficulty is what wakes up the genius.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

The older I get the more I realize, privacy is the real wealth. Living a quiet life. Alone. Observing life. Thinking. Learning. Writing. Being bored. Creating something meaningful. A calm day, sunlight, coffee, some music, some books, good food, and stillness. That'll do.