Amy 🌼

🎶 if you’re ever tired of being known for who you know, you know, you’ll always know me🎶💜 🐈Luna, Benjamin, and Peaches 🐈 🍉

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 Furpoc, ANE @RazLikesRocks]

Notice how “you need joy and whimsy in ur life” never means frolicking through a field or having adult tea parties or someshit, it’s always just an excuse to buy random plastic bullshit destined for the landfill?

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

Social media is breeding a very dangerous type of person en masse, and it’s the type of person who is truly unintelligent, lacks any real comprehension, refuses to see nuance or apply context clues to any situation, but will speak with authority on things they don’t understand.

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

More than anything, Dolly very loudly and proudly, with her words and actions, gave a fuck about people. Giving a fuck is really what it's about.

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

wish I could share a joint with my cat

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario??? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.

[Curt. @_BigCurt_]

We’re the first generation to openly talk about salary because we’re all making money and still broke…our parents aint wanna talk about that weak ass 26k out loud

[Amy 🌼 @AmyAims13_]

Luna is healthy and happy!! The vets love her so much, they even sent me her new profile picture saying she is so dignified and regal 😭❤️ she has kidney and heart disease but her labs look great, she is 14 years old and it doesn’t look like labs are worse than they were 2y ago

[Amy 🌼 @AmyAims13_]

Had a panic attack last night for the first time in years, worried about my old girl Luna 😣 I’m taking her in to the vet today for peace of mind. I’m hoping it’s nothing

[Amy 🌼 @AmyAims13_]

@RomeoRommiePomp Thank you so much, it means a lot 😭❤️

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Me, a guy with 15 contacts saved in my phone watching the Idaho college murders doc and they’re like ya the killer only had 18 contacts in his phone, talk about a real loser

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[DC Girl Saddity @J_adoreDiDi]

Really crazy that this story wasn’t turned into a movie. Black stories aren’t being told anymore (on purpose).

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

The real world has gotten so awful that people are daydreaming about moving to a screensaver

[Pyo 5️⃣ @mrpyo1]

Hot take but we don't need better graphics anymore.

I can't remember the last time I played a game and thought "man we need better graphics"

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

i should be able to deduct 100% of my student loan interest as “gambling losses”

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I'm not a "mental illness isn't real" person but I do think a not insignificant amount of postpartum diagnoses do boil down to many women essentially being married single moms and having to take care of both an adult husband and child by themselves

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.