Amy Cote

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[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

I can't find the version I remember from Mr. Rogers, but this is lovely: https://t.co/klo0WkvRT8

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@XfinitySupport @MackenzieArno20 Tell the Xfinity suits that I'm switching to a CHEAPER plan, because the "Ultimate" package is garbage.

Bundling Cartoon Network into a sports package was a boneheaded decision (no offense to fans of both cartoons and sports!).

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@ooola_wan @Xfinity just read HBO/Max has removed some of the Cartoon Network content, ffs!

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@ooola_wan @Xfinity Those scumbags moved Cartoon Network to a $9.95 Sports & Entertainment Package.

Some of the same shows are on HBO/Max & Hulu. I'm about to switch to a cheaper package + those channels, which adds up to less than I was paying, so joke's on them, the greedy bastards.

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@brant @Xfinity @XfinitySupport they're hoping we upgrade to the more expensive "Sports and Entertainment" package

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@StarlightRoad @Xfinity Bad news--it's been moved to a more expensive cable package.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the end of @60Minutes tonight?

[Katy @HatchetRuck]

@4uchampp Okay but they both wanted him too

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

twitter is crazy bc i write about suits and my replies are always some guy named suckmyballs and a harvard economist who should be trying to solve poverty

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@Baileymoon15 Makes sense, if you think about it.

Too bad there was no ex-Christian Scientist subreddit for me, back in the day.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

The best colloquial name that I’ve ever come across for duct tape is the Finnish jeesusteippi. It means “Jesus tape” (because it saves you)

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@Robinson_IP @AdamCSharp For real, I want the deep lore here.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I don't understand why people are freaking out about this. Why not just be yourself and attract someone compatible with you? If you're into bodybuilding, you'll attract someone who's also into that. You don't need to change yourself to "maximize" attractiveness.

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@AntiCommieBecca @maatchaaca Mom told the hairdresser to give me a "pixie cut" to get out of dealing with my hair. Oof. I looked like an ostrich. Years later, talking about her childhood, she wanted sympathy for the perms her mother gave her as a child, completely blind to how much that pixie cut hurt me.

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@shakoistsLog @justalexoki Nope. Fit guy looks obsessed and dehydrated.

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@AncientEnn @CoraCHarrington https://t.co/zLAkouQCVG

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[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@AncientEnn @CoraCHarrington if you have at least one bra that fits well, you can compare measurements, style, and shape on Bratabase

Bra database | Bratabase

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@_the_unalloyed @CoraCHarrington The lady at the shop where I last bought bras tried to say, cheerily, "isn't it nice to toss out old bras?"

Ah, no...in this size it's like having to replace a toaster or microwave.

[Amy Cote @AmyCote6]

@AncientEnn @CoraCHarrington I'm a fan of Panache (cushioned underwires!) and Anita.