Amy Marches On

Writer for kids. Serial napper.

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@quinncy Say the Mourners Kaddish, I’m dead.

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@quinncy I wish I had a stupid car story, but it’s a stupid Amy story. Couldn’t get key in ignition. Googled. Found a site that started off with, “Make sure it’s the right key.” Grumbled, cursed, then realized it was not.the.right.key.

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@quinncy WHY DID IT TAKE ME AN HOUR JUST TO GET INA GARTEN’S “EASY” ROAST CHICKEN INTO THE OVEN?? Damn bird better load the dishwasher. #SHOUTINGDAY

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@quinncy @AmiBerger @writing_wrongs Belated happy birthday to you, from a fellow Amy, witchy person and Twin Cities/Chicago amalgam!

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@quinncy Christian. So many users pack it with subtextual meaning (wink/nod) then toss it at you like brick.

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@quinncy My seventh grade English teacher had a deep southern accent too. Mrs. FAHF (known in some regions as Fyffe), taught us BAY-O-Wolf. At least she tried. I still occasionally say BAY-O-Wolf enough that my husband considers it part of my peculiar charm.

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@JaideBlue @quinncy I have one too. I genuinely mix up my sister’s name with my daughter’s name sometimes.

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@DoodleWrangler @quinncy I would totally go to the casino with Helen.

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@quinncy The speaker on my iPad broke. I can’t hear anything without headphones, which is beyond annoying.

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@dalaimama @quinncy You beat me to it! Mine leaves next Friday and we haven’t even watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 yet.

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@lizfilleul @ConMartin I was always worried I would be Gwendoline.

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@AmiBerger @DoodleWrangler Another curly Amy. I stopped diffusing after the third diffuser broke but willing to reconsider if it adds volume in front. I’m starting to look like Larry from the Three Stooges. Prose is intriguing, I must say.

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@francieknolan @JulieDiCaro In other news, I love your Twitter handle!

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@quinncy Philippa Gregory = buggery and incest (I haven’t read Irving in >30 years, so I can’t play).

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@quinncy F***ing dinner, man. I am SO SICK of having to think about it just because I’m the only one to anticipate it.

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@AmyLNavarre @quinncy AMEN, sistah! Clearly an Amy thing.

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@quinncy Oh that little squeaky toy voice! I’m in love, and so relieved it isn’t in my house. Relentless.

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@quinncy I have one that hangs out in my backyard in the middle of the day. He’s picked a spot conveniently under some trees and near the entrance to the rabbit warren. All he needs is beverage service.

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@AmiBerger OMG I love your mom. I don’t think I ever saw my mom hold a beer in her life, let alone attend a ball game. She was the “DVF wrap dress from Loehmann’s, white wine spritzer, Mag Mile shopping is a sport” mom.