Girl, I don’t care what your eyebrows look like as long as you FUCKING AGONIZE over them and spend a ton of time & money keeping up with the latest trends, which are always normal/good. That’s what’s attractive to me ✨
I just tried to find a photo to see what I was doing on 20th May 2020 when Boris had a boozy garden party. There was no photo because I was doing FUCK ALL like the rest of the country locked up indoors.
Things to leave out for Father Christmas:
-Glass of sherry
-Mince pie
-Carrot for reindeer
-Mask
-Hand sanitiser
-Surface cleaning wipes
-Lateral flow test