Travelling mum working in F1, keeper of two freeloading chickens, tenant of an overgrown allotment, sourdough obsessive. Rubbish housewife. Views are my own.
@laurenlaverne I managed to base an entire piece of art on those lyrics at school aged 14. My art teacher took me aside and quietly asked me to not take art GCSE...
31 years since my dad sent me to the shop for a tin of red and white striped paint and the shopkeeper sent me back to ask him if he wanted horizontal or vertical, and i sussed out on the way home what was going on and then kicked the front door so hard it broke.